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💩 What Your Poop Is Telling You (And When to Worry)

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From a Nurse Who Talks About Poop Like It’s Her Job—Because It Is

Let’s normalize something real quick: talking about poop.
Because as a nurse with 22 years in the game—and plenty of time spent in wound and ostomy care—let me tell you, poop is one of the most honest health reporters you’ll ever meet. Forget the fancy wearables and wellness apps; your stool is the original body feedback system. It tells you everything from hydration status to digestion drama to whether or not your kombucha obsession is paying off.

So yes, today we’re going there. I’m in my 40s, and I’ve had more conversations about poop than most people have had about their careers—and I’m proud of it. Let’s break down what your daily (or not-so-daily) deposit is saying about your overall health, and when it’s time to raise an eyebrow… or call your doc.

💩 First, What Is “Normal” Poop?

Welcome to the Bristol Stool Chart—every nurse’s favorite dinner topic. It classifies poop into 7 types:

  • Type 1: Hard pellets (aka rabbit poop). Hello, constipation.
  • Type 2: Lumpy sausage. Still constipated, but working on it.
  • Type 3 & 4: Smooth sausage or soft log. 🎯 Gold standard of poop.
  • Type 5: Soft blobs with clear edges. Okay, maybe had too much fiber.
  • Type 6 & 7: Mushy or watery. Now we’re in diarrhea territory.

Ideal poop? Type 3 or 4. Smooth, soft, easy to pass, and about the length of a banana. Bonus points if you barely need toilet paper. 🧻

🧠 What Poop Can Tell You About Your Health

1. Color Commentary

  • Brown = Gold star! That’s bilirubin doing its job.
  • Green = Fast transit time or too much kale. Not usually a crisis.
  • Yellow = Fat malabsorption (watch for floating, greasy stools).
  • Black or red = 🚨 Call your provider. Could indicate bleeding.
  • Pale, clay-colored = Possible bile duct issue. Check in with your doc.

👩‍⚕️ Nurse tip: If your stool looks like a Halloween decoration or smells like a dead raccoon in the sun, it’s worth checking out.

2. Consistency Is Key

If you’re pooping rabbit pellets on Monday and have a butt volcano by Wednesday, something’s off. Stress, hydration, hormones, food intolerances, antibiotics—all of these affect your gut rhythm.

  • Constipation: Drink more water, move more, up your fiber. Magnesium citrate is my go-to sidekick.
  • Diarrhea: Rule out infection, food triggers, or gut imbalances. Too many sugar-free gums can cause chaos too—yes, I’m looking at you, xylitol.

3. Odor Clues (Yes, the Smell Matters)

All poop stinks—but sudden, knock-you-out foulness could mean:

  • Poor digestion
  • Infection (think C. diff)
  • Food intolerance (hello, lactose!)
  • Malabsorption (especially if it’s oily or sticky)

Don’t ignore new stink levels that linger. Your poop should not require a hazmat evacuation plan.

🚽 When to Worry (A Nurse’s Real Talk)

Here’s when poop deserves more than a passing thought:

  • Blood (bright or dark)
  • Ongoing diarrhea or constipation (more than a few days)
  • Severe abdominal pain
  • Weight loss without trying
  • Floating, greasy stools (every time)
  • Changes in color or consistency that last over a week

If your gut’s been acting like a moody teenager for more than a week, it’s time to bring in a professional.

🥬 How to Make Your Poop… Well, Poop Better

Healthy poop starts with gut-friendly habits. Here’s what I recommend (and practice myself):

  • Fiber daily: Aim for 25–35g. Veggies, fruits, oats, chia seeds.
  • Hydrate like a boss: Water helps everything move.
  • Move your body: Exercise = better motility.
  • Probiotics: Yogurt, kefir, sauerkraut—or a good supplement.
  • Prebiotics: Feed the good bugs with garlic, onions, asparagus, etc.
  • Watch your stress: Cortisol and your colon are NOT friends.

💬 Final Flush

You don’t need to be obsessed with your poop—but you should be checking in with it. Your stool is basically your gut’s way of texting you, and ignoring it is like leaving your doctor on read.

So the next time you drop a deuce, take a peek. Is it shaped like a banana? Does it flush with pride? Great. If not—your body might be nudging you to make a few gut-friendly tweaks.

And hey, if you’ve got an ostomy, your output tells a story too! (But that’s another post—coming soon.)

Here’s to healthy guts, glowing skin, and poop that makes you proud. 💩✨

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