
Because mowing the lawn without SPF is not a personality trait
Dads. We love them. But why do they treat sunscreen like it’s optional—like seatbelts in the ‘70s or reading instructions on a grill? 🧴☀️
As a wound and ostomy nurse in my fabulous 40s (and a lifelong skin nerd), I’m here to lovingly roast the men we care about—while also dishing out practical, nurse-approved advice to keep their skin safe, strong, and glowing. Because yes, even rugged manly-man skin can burn. And no, a farmer’s tan does not count as sun protection. 💁♀️
🚜 The Problem: Dad vs. the Sun
Whether he’s mowing the lawn, grilling meat like it’s the 4th of July every weekend, or playing golf with his buddies, your dad (or partner or grandpa) is likely not reapplying sunscreen every 2 hours. Or at all.
What Happens When You Skip SPF:
- Wrinkles: Deep ones. Like, road-map-of-Texas deep.
- Sunspots: Not the cute kind. More like “wait, what is that?” vibes.
- Skin cancer: Yes, even on bald heads and behind ears.
- Delayed wound healing: UV damage breaks down collagen—bad news for guys who nick themselves shaving or pick at that mole they should’ve had checked three years ago. 🩹
🧴 Sunscreen Tips for the Dad Who Thinks He’s Fine
Let’s help the father figures in our lives protect their skin without overwhelming them with a 27-step K-beauty routine.
1. Keep It Simple
Choose a broad-spectrum SPF 30+ that’s water-resistant. Bonus if it says “for men” on the label—sometimes it’s all about marketing.
2. Spray It On
Some dads love a gadget. Enter spray sunscreens. He can cover his arms, legs, and back of the neck in 30 seconds flat.
3. Make It Part of the Routine
Leave it next to his toothbrush. Slap a sticky note on the fridge. Put it in his truck’s cupholder. 🛻 Whatever it takes.
4. Don’t Forget the Bald Spot
A hat is good. SPF scalp spray? Even better.
5. Appeal to Vanity (Yes, Really)
Tell him it’s not about looking pretty—it’s about not looking crispy. Or about not needing that “suspicious mole” biopsy later.
🌿 Bonus: Gut-Skin Connection Moment
UV exposure creates inflammation—and what’s one of the body’s favorite ways to fight inflammation? Yep, your gut. 🦠
- A diet high in antioxidants and omega-3s (think salmon, leafy greens, and berries) can help reduce UV-related skin damage.
- Hydration and fiber also support skin resilience, so Dad’s sunscreen routine can start at the dinner table. 🥗💧
⚠️ Disclaimer (Because I’m a Nurse, Not Your Nurse 😉)
This blog is for general education and entertainment purposes only. Always consult with your doctor, dermatologist, or wound/ostomy care specialist—especially if you have specific skin concerns, a family history of skin cancer, or other medical conditions. We’re here to educate and empower—not to replace your care team. 💛
Want help picking out nurse-approved sunscreens for the men in your life? I’ve got a list coming soon! And hey—maybe he’ll finally stop using the same soap on his face, body, and hair. (We can dream, right? 😅)

