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Nurse Life Wellness: 5 Simple Habits That Keep Me Going 👩‍⚕️💪💧🧴🥗💤

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Let’s face it—nurse life is go-go-go, with a side of “did I even pee today?” If you’re a fellow nurse, you already know the hustle. And if you’re not, welcome to a peek inside the caffeine-fueled, compression-sock-wearing world we live in. As a wound and ostomy care nurse in my 40s (aka Team Skin & Poop Forever), I’ve learned that if I don’t intentionally care for myself, I’m basically a wound waiting to happen.

So here it is: my five non-negotiable wellness habits that help me stay sane, energized, and skin-glow ready—even after back-to-back shifts, charting marathons, and the occasional code brown 💩.

1. Hydration Like It’s My Job 💧

You’ve heard it before—but are you actually doing it? I used to tell patients to hydrate while nursing a 5-hour-old iced coffee. Now, I keep a big, straw-top water bottle with me always. Dehydration doesn’t just mess with energy—it slows digestion, dries out skin, and increases fatigue (aka nurse Kryptonite). Bonus: well-hydrated skin heals faster. Yes, even Grandma’s elbow knows.

Pro tip: Add electrolytes for long shifts or hot units.

2. Magnesium = My Gut MVP 🧠💩

Stress + inconsistent meals = gut drama. And let’s not even talk about night shifts. Magnesium glycinate or citrate helps keep my motility on point and my poops regular without being too harsh (especially helpful for ostomy folks too!). My skin even looks calmer when my gut’s happy.

3. Skin Care: The 3-Minute Nurse Version 🧴✨

Here’s the deal: you don’t need a 15-step Korean skincare routine. I swear by this trio:

  • Gentle cleanser (because hospital air = yuck)
  • Vitamin C serum (brightens, boosts healing)
  • Mineral sunscreen (for that hospital parking lot sun)

Even after a 12-hour shift in a mask, your skin can bounce back with just a little consistency. Don’t skip sunscreen, even if you never see the light of day during your shift. That fluorescent lighting still ages you, friend. 😏

4. Meal Prep That Loves My Gut (and Skin) 🥗

I try to prep 2-3 gut-friendly meals/snacks that are easy to grab. Think:

  • Greek yogurt + chia + berries (probiotics + fiber)
  • Roasted veggies + quinoa + salmon (skin fuel!)
  • A stash of almonds and dark chocolate in my locker (don’t judge, it’s balance)

I avoid overly processed snacks that mess with my gut (and cause breakouts) and aim for meals that keep my blood sugar steady and my mood less hangry.

5. Sleep, Even If It’s Weirdly Scheduled 😴

I know, I know—night shift ruins everything. But I treat sleep like medicine. Eye mask. White noise. Magnesium at night. No scrolling before bed. When I’m well rested, I’m kinder, quicker on my feet, and my skin isn’t screaming “fatigue” from across the nurse’s station.

Bonus: Laugh Often & Poop Regularly 😄💩

Listen, I talk about poop for a living—might as well have fun with it. Nurse burnout is real, but wellness doesn’t have to be overwhelming. It’s about building realistic habits that keep your gut happy, your skin glowing, and your energy up. You don’t need perfection. Just progress.

⚠️ Disclaimer (Because I’m a Nurse, Not Your Nurse 😉)
This blog is for general education and entertainment purposes only. Always consult with your doctor, dietitian, dermatologist, or wound/ostomy care specialist—especially if you have specific conditions, allergies, or a medical device like an ostomy.

Why Nurses Don’t Have Time to Poop (and How It Affects Our Gut) 💩⏰

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Let’s just say it: nurses are the constipated heroes nobody talks about. We run on caffeine, adrenaline, and prayers. We can insert an IV during a code, chart with our elbows, and de-escalate a family meltdown at 140/90—but find time to poop? LOL. 😅

As a wound and ostomy care nurse in her 40s who is deeply in love with all things skin, gut, and “glow from the inside,” I’m here to shine a (well-moisturized) light on a truth many of us live but rarely talk about:

🚽 Nurses don’t poop. And it’s messing with our gut.

The Shift is Long, But the Colon Is Patient… Until It’s Not 🕒

Let’s be real. Between med passes, dressing changes, call lights, short staffing, and family updates, taking a moment to pee is an Olympic event—let alone finding a quiet five minutes to drop the kids off at the pool. So we do what we always do:

We hold it.
And hold it.
And… well, now we’re bloated and cranky and haven’t gone since Sunday. 🫠

What Happens When You Chronically “Hold It”?

1. Sluggish Motility = Constipation Party 🎉 (But You’re Not Invited)

Your colon is like a conveyor belt. When it slows down, waste sits longer, gets drier, and turns into something that deserves its own horror movie. Not only is it uncomfortable—it affects your whole digestive system.

2. Skin Flare-Ups from Gut Drama 😬

Yep, the gut-skin connection strikes again! When waste builds up, toxins don’t exit efficiently. That internal traffic jam can show up externally—think breakouts, dullness, rashes, and inflammation.

3. Hormonal Disruption & Cortisol Chaos 🔥

When your gut is backed up, stress hormones love to pile on. Your already-busy nurse brain is now riding a hormonal rollercoaster, complete with bloating, mood swings, and fatigue. Cute!

4. Microbiome Mayhem 🦠

Delaying bowel movements can throw your gut flora out of whack. That healthy bacteria you worked so hard to cultivate (hello, probiotics)? They’re not thrilled. It’s like skipping watering your plants and wondering why they’re sad.

The Nurse Gut Survival Guide 💡

Here’s what I (try to) do to stay regular in the world of 12s and no breaks:

🚰 Hydrate Like You’re Getting Paid For It

Water is a nurse’s best friend. Aim for at least 8 cups—even if it means timing it with your charting or shift huddles.

🥦 Fiber Is Your BFF

Sneak in fiber-rich snacks—chia pudding, apples, hummus and veggies, or even a high-fiber protein bar stashed in your bag like a secret weapon.

🚶‍♀️ Movement Matters

Even if it’s just walking laps around the unit or doing squats while waiting on pharmacy (don’t knock it!), keep things moving.

🧘‍♀️ Relax Your Nervous System

Stress literally shuts down digestion. Try deep breathing in the med room, stretching, or playing music on your commute to switch off the cortisol faucet.

💩 Make Time to Poop (Seriously)

Normalize taking five minutes. Yes, the unit might survive without you for 300 seconds. You can’t pour from an empty cup—or poop with a full colon. 😉

Bottom Line? Don’t Ignore Your Bottom 🧻❤️

Holding your poop for 13-hour shifts isn’t just uncomfortable—it’s a slow sabotage of your gut, skin, and sanity. Nurses are incredible, but we’re also human. Let’s start treating ourselves with the same care we give our patients.

Your colon—and your complexion—will thank you.

⚠️ Disclaimer (Because I’m a Nurse, Not Your Nurse 😉)
This blog is for general education and entertainment purposes only. Always consult with your doctor, dietitian, dermatologist, or wound/ostomy care specialist—especially if you have specific conditions, allergies, or a medical device like an ostomy.

Constipation Crisis: Why Nurses Don’t Poop Like They Used To 💩🚽

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A gut-check from a wound & ostomy nurse who knows the struggle is real (and real slow)

Let’s talk about something near, dear, and backed up—our bowels.
If you’re a nurse (or anyone in healthcare), you already know: Nurses don’t poop like they used to. Somewhere between the 12-hour shifts, too much caffeine, too little hydration, and holding our bladder until it feels like a personal achievement… our guts have thrown in the towel.

As a nurse, (most of them spent talking about poop more than most people talk about the weather), I’ve seen it all. From chronic constipation to stress diarrhea, to the poor soul who swore she hadn’t pooped since the last full moon—gut health is no joke. And it’s way more connected to our skin, mood, energy, and wound healing than most people realize.

So today, I’m diving deep into the constipation crisis, nurse edition.

🚫 Why Nurses Are the Constipation Poster Children

Let’s break it down, shall we?

1. We Never Sit Still (Except on the Toilet, Praying for a Movement)

On our feet all day, running from room to room, charting while standing… we burn calories but somehow forget to drink water or even breathe properly. Hydration? Fiber? Regular meals? LOL.

2. Caffeine Is Our Blood Type

Coffee to wake up. More coffee to stay awake. Maybe an energy drink for the night shift. That much caffeine can dehydrate you AND slow digestion, even though it’s technically a stimulant. Betrayal.

3. We Ignore Our Bodies

Feel the urge to poop at 9 a.m.? Sorry, you’re in wound care rounds until noon. By the time you’re free, your colon has emotionally shut down and decided to store that stool indefinitely.

4. Shift Work & Stress = Gut Confusion

Your body loves a rhythm. Your schedule? Absolute chaos. Add stress, skipped meals, no sleep, and your microbiome starts googling “How to apply for early retirement.”

💩 Constipation Isn’t Just Inconvenient—It’s a Skin + Gut Issue

This is where my love of gut health and skin care nerdiness collide. Constipation isn’t just a plumbing problem—it impacts:

  • Detoxification: If you’re not pooping, you’re reabsorbing toxins meant to exit. That can show up as acne, dull skin, breakouts, and more.
  • Inflammation: Sluggish bowels can increase systemic inflammation, which slows down wound healing and messes with your skin barrier.
  • Hormone Balance: Estrogen is excreted via the gut. If you’re not going, hormones recirculate. Hello, mood swings and breakouts.
  • Mood + Energy: Your gut helps make neurotransmitters. A backed-up colon can lead to foggy thinking, fatigue, and straight-up irritability.

👩‍⚕️ Nurse Truth: If you’re constipated and cranky, it’s probably connected.

🚽 What Can You Actually Do (That Doesn’t Involve Quitting Your Job)?

Yes, we’re busy. But your gut deserves more than a once-a-week courtesy flush. Here’s what I suggest:

✅ Hydrate Like It’s Your Side Hustle

Keep a giant water bottle at your station. Chug during charting. Add electrolytes if plain water bores you.

✅ Fiber Up—But Gently

Start with chia seeds, flaxseed, oats, or berries. Don’t go from 5g to 30g in one day, unless you enjoy bloating and regret.

✅ Magnesium Is Magic

Magnesium citrate or glycinate helps move things along and eases muscle tension (which we ALL need). Just start low and go slow.

✅ Move It, Even Just a Bit

Desk job? Stretch. Walk the hallway. Do squats in the breakroom (bonus: coworkers think you’re fitness goals).

✅ Poop Routine = Gut Gold

Try to poop at the same time each day. Sit. Breathe. Do not scroll. Your colon deserves your full attention.

✅ Probiotics + Prebiotics

Balance your gut flora with fermented foods (yogurt, kimchi, kefir) and prebiotic-rich foods (onions, garlic, bananas).

🧻 Final Flush: Nurses Deserve Smooth Moves, Too

Let’s not normalize constipation. Let’s normalize talking about it—and doing something about it. Because regular poops aren’t just about comfort. They’re about whole-body health—from your skin to your stress level to how well that surgical site heals.

So here’s to fiber, hydration, and pooping like a nurse who finally remembered she has a digestive system.

Need help getting your gut back on track?
Stick around. I share real talk, skin tips, gut-loving recipes, and more—straight from a nurse who’s seen the (bowel) light.

💩 Because constipation may be common, but that doesn’t mean it’s normal.