Gut Health and Acne: What Your Breakouts Are Trying to Tell 🧠🧼


Struggling with breakouts that won’t quit? Your gut might be the real culprit. Learn how gut health affects acne, the best foods for clear skin, and how to heal from the inside out—nurse-approved!”

Acne and Gut Health: More Connected Than You Think ✨

As a wound and ostomy nurse in my 40s who’s obsessed with all things skin, poop, and probiotics (yep, I said it 💩💁‍♀️), I can confidently say your breakouts might be your gut waving a red flag 🚩.

It’s not just about what you put on your face. It’s about what’s happening inside your digestive system. This is the gut-skin connection in action — and it’s real, backed by science, and something I’ve seen both personally and professionally.


What Is the Gut-Skin Axis? 💛

The gut-skin axis is the two-way communication system between your digestive system and your skin. When your gut is out of balance (a condition called dysbiosis), it can set off inflammatory responses that show up as acne, rashes, or dullness.

🧪 What the Research Says:

A 2022 study in the Journal of Clinical Medicine found that people with acne had less diverse gut bacteria and higher levels of harmful microbes compared to those with clear skin. Gut imbalances were linked to increased systemic inflammation and compromised skin barriers.

Translation? Your gut microbiome may be throwing shade at your glow ✨.


💩 Poop Clues: How to Tell If Your Gut Is Messing with Your Skin

  • You get breakouts after eating sugary or dairy-rich foods 🍦
  • You have bloating, gas, or irregular poops
  • Your skin flares up after stress or antibiotics
  • You feel “off” in your digestion and your skin looks dull or inflamed

My Story: How Fixing My Gut Helped My Skin 🫂

In my 30s, I broke out along my jawline like a teen prepping for prom. I was using fancy skincare and eating what I thought was healthy — but I still had breakouts.

Once I focused on my gut, things changed. I added probiotic-rich foods, upped my fiber, cut back on sugar, and focused on hydration. Within 6 weeks, I noticed fewer breakouts, better digestion, and more energy. 🙌


Gut-Friendly Foods That Help Heal Skin From the Inside 🍽️✨

1. Probiotic-Rich Foods

  • Examples: Yogurt, kefir, kimchi, miso
  • Why: They restore gut flora and reduce systemic inflammation that fuels acne

2. Prebiotic Foods

  • Examples: Bananas, onions, garlic, leeks, asparagus
  • Why: These feed the good bacteria in your gut

3. Omega-3s

  • Examples: Salmon, sardines, flaxseeds, walnuts
  • Why: Fight inflammation and support the skin barrier

4. Antioxidant Powerhouses

  • Examples: Blueberries, spinach, sweet potatoes
  • Why: Protect against oxidative stress and brighten skin tone

What to Avoid to Keep Your Gut & Skin Happy 🙅‍♀️

  • Processed sugar: Feeds bad bacteria and increases breakouts
  • Overuse of antibiotics: Kills off your good gut bugs
  • Stress: Weakens the gut lining and messes with hormones
  • Low-fiber diets: Starve your beneficial microbes

Nurse Talk: Why This Gut-Skin Thing Matters Beyond Pimples 👩‍⚕️🧬

As someone who works with skin and guts all day (yes, even colostomies), I see firsthand how gut health influences wound healing, skin regeneration, hydration, and immunity.

Your skin isn’t just for selfies — it’s your largest organ and reflects what’s going on inside. When your gut is inflamed, your skin is too.


What About You? 🗣️

Have you noticed breakouts when your gut is off? Ever tried probiotics for your skin? Drop a comment and let’s compare poop-and-pimple stories 🤭💬


Stay glowy (and regular),

Your Favorite Wound Care Nurse Who Talks About Poop & Pimples 💕

⚠️ Disclaimer: I’m a Nurse, But Not Your Nurse 😉
This blog is for general education and entertainment purposes only. It’s not medical advice. Always talk to your healthcare provider before starting new diets, supplements, or treatments. Your skin is unique—just like your poop 💩.

👉 Related: Best Gut-Healing Foods for Thicker, Shinier Hair
👉 Don’t miss: What Your Poop Is Telling You (And When to Worry)

🧘‍♀️ Flow for Your Flora: Yoga Poses to Improve Digestion and Reduce Inflammation

Gentle yoga for gut health and glowing skin—straight from a nurse who talks about poop for a living.


Discover the best yoga poses to improve digestion, reduce gut inflammation, and support glowing skin naturally. Learn how movement supports the gut-skin connection—written by a wound care nurse with a gut-health obsession.


Why Yoga Is Your Gut’s New Best Friend (and Your Skin’s Secret Weapon)

Let me say it loud and proud: healthy poop = healthy skin.

I’ve been a wound and ostomy care nurse for over two decades. In that time, I’ve cared for bellies, bowels, skin wounds, rashes, and every type of poop you can imagine. And guess what? The gut-skin connection is very real—and wildly underappreciated.

When your digestion is sluggish, bloating is your daily reality, and your microbiome is out of whack, it shows up in your skin:
✨ Dullness
🚨 Redness and inflammation
💥 Breakouts or flare-ups
👵 Premature aging

Yoga is one of the most underrated tools to improve digestion, stimulate your gut, lower cortisol (a sneaky skin ager), and reduce inflammation.


The Gut-Skin Axis: What You Feel in Your Belly Shows Up on Your Face

Recent research from the Journal of Clinical Medicine (2022) confirms that the gut-skin axis is a legit biological pathway. When your microbiome is off, it can lead to leaky gut, systemic inflammation, and increased skin issues like acne, rosacea, and eczema.

Yoga benefits the gut-skin connection by:

  • Massaging internal organs
  • Stimulating the vagus nerve (which lowers stress + improves digestion)
  • Reducing systemic inflammation
  • Enhancing lymphatic and blood flow to the skin
  • Supporting microbiome balance

Basically, it’s like a gentle skincare routine for your intestines. 💅🏼🦠


🧘‍♀️ Yoga Poses to Support Digestion and Reduce Inflammation

1. Supine Twist (Supta Matsyendrasana)

Your colon’s favorite stretch.

Lie on your back, hug one knee to your chest, and gently twist to the opposite side. This wringing-out motion stimulates peristalsis (the gut’s “wave” movement) and helps with gas and bloating.

💡 important: This one is great after a heavy meal. Or cheese. Or life.


2. Cat-Cow (Marjaryasana–Bitilasana)

A classic for a reason.

Move gently between arching and rounding your spine. This pose massages abdominal organs, wakes up the digestive system, and helps calm the nervous system.

tip: It’s great for spine mobility and makes you look very zen to bystanders.


3. Wind-Relieving Pose (Pavanamuktasana)

Yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like. You’re welcome.

Lay flat, hug both knees into your chest, and gently rock side to side. This pose encourages gas to move through your intestines and relieves bloating.


4. Seated Forward Fold (Paschimottanasana)

A fold for your flora.

This pose compresses the abdominal area, stimulates digestion, and helps stretch the spine and hamstrings. Focus on gentle breaths—no need to force it.


5. Legs-Up-the-Wall (Viparita Karani)

The lazy girl’s digestive reset.

Simply lie on your back and extend your legs vertically up a wall. This pose supports lymphatic drainage, reduces lower belly inflammation, and helps calm the nervous system. Do this before bed for extra gut-skin healing power.


My Personal Gut-Skin Yoga Glow-Up Story 🌿✨

A few years ago, my skin went from “you look rested!” to “are you okay?” practically overnight. My digestion was off, I was bloated constantly, and stress was eating me alive (nurse life, am I right?).

Instead of overhauling everything, I started doing 15 minutes of yoga every morning—just basic poses, slow breathing, and letting my belly move. Within 3 weeks:

  • My bloating reduced
  • I was pooping like a pro 💩
  • My skin looked clearer and less inflamed
  • I slept better and felt more grounded

No fancy face cream can compete with a de-stressed gut.


Gut-Friendly Foods to Pair with Your Practice 🥑

Yoga moves things along—but what you eat matters just as much.

Here are my go-to gut-friendly + glow-enhancing foods:

FoodGut BenefitSkin Benefit
Fermented foods (yogurt, sauerkraut, kimchi)Restores healthy gut floraReduces inflammation & breakouts
AvocadosRich in fiber & healthy fatsHydrates and plumps skin
BlueberriesAntioxidants & polyphenolsPrevents oxidative stress (hello glow!)
Leafy greensAlkalizing, high in fiberDetoxes skin & supports healing
Bone brothCollagen-rich & gut-soothingBoosts elasticity & reduces wrinkles

For a post-yoga snack, I love this:
🥣 Warm bone broth + a slice of avocado toast on sourdough + lemon water.
A glow-up you can taste.


Try This: A Quick 15-Minute Gut Flow Sequence 💫

  • 1 min: Deep belly breathing in Child’s Pose
  • 3 min: Flow between Cat-Cow
  • 2 min each side: Supine Twist
  • 2 min: Seated Forward Fold
  • 5 min: Legs-Up-the-Wall

Pop on calming music or silence your mind with nothing but breath. Your gut will say thank you—and so will your skin.


Let’s Get Personal 💬

Have you ever tried yoga for digestion or inflammation? What pose (or poop hack) works best for you?

💬 Leave a comment below—I’d love to hear your gut-skin success story!
You might inspire someone else to try their first yoga flow.


⚠️ Disclaimer (Because I’m a Nurse, Not Your Nurse 😉)
This blog is for general education and entertainment purposes only. Always consult your provider before starting any new health or fitness routine.

Wrinkles, Wound Healing & Water: Skin Science After 40


By a wound care nurse who knows hydration isn’t just trendy—it’s critical

Let’s face it: turning 40 is kind of like skin’s midlife crisis. Suddenly, things that used to “bounce back” now just… linger. Wrinkles sneak in, healing slows down, and your moisturizer starts working overtime. But here’s the good news: as a nurse and someone who obsesses over both wound care and wellness—I’m here to tell you that your skin can still thrive. It just needs a little more science, strategy, and yes… water.

So grab a glass, because we’re about to hydrate your skin, your gut, and your entire mindset.


💧 Let’s Talk About Water (No, Really)

I know—everyone and their wellness influencer cousin says to “drink more water.” But here’s the clinical truth:

  • Dehydrated skin heals slower.
  • Dehydrated bodies poop less.
  • Dehydrated cells age faster.

As a wound care nurse, I can tell you firsthand: hydration is everything. It’s one of the most overlooked components in both chronic wound healing and aging skin. Your skin is your largest organ, and like any good organ, it needs hydration to function.

Nurse Tip: Aim for half your body weight in ounces per day (or more if you’re sweating or chugging coffee like it’s charting fuel).


🧬 Wrinkles: The Battle You Can Totally Win (Sort of)

Wrinkles aren’t the enemy—they’re the memoirs of your face. But if you want to smooth out some chapters, here’s what works:

  • Topical Retinoids: Vitamin A derivatives that boost collagen and reduce fine lines. Bonus—they also help with wound cell turnover!
  • Peptides & Growth Factors: Fancy talk for ingredients that coach your skin into behaving younger.
  • Daily SPF: Because preventing damage is easier than microneedling it away later. (Shoutout to the sun exposure I thought was “just a tan” in my 20s…)

Bonus Point: Gut inflammation can accelerate aging—yep, your wrinkles can be a digestive distress signal.


🩹 Wound Healing After 40: Slower, But Smarter

Aging skin is like an older nurse: wise, experienced… but it doesn’t rush anymore. Healing slows because:

  • Collagen production decreases
  • Circulation may reduce
  • Immune response changes

But don’t panic—we can support healing through:

  • Vitamin C + Zinc + Protein (the holy trinity of wound care)
  • Hydration and circulation-boosting habits (walk, massage, hydrate)
  • Gut health: because nutrient absorption = healing fuel

Ostomy Patients: Pay extra attention to hydration and skin barrier integrity. Peristomal skin loves a happy gut and a well-fed body.


🥦 Skin Starts in the Gut (And Poop Tells the Story)

Let me be super nurse-real with you: If your gut’s a mess, your skin will tattle.

  • Acne, eczema, and dullness can all be tied to gut dysbiosis
  • Poor digestion = less nutrient absorption = less skin support
  • Chronic constipation? It’s not just uncomfortable—it slows detox, which your skin often picks up the slack for

Add prebiotic foods (like garlic, onions, asparagus), fermented foods (kimchi, yogurt, sauerkraut), and fiber-rich plants to keep your insides as pretty as your outside.


🧖‍♀️ My Personal Glow-Up Routine (In Case You’re Wondering)

Here’s what this 40-something nurse swears by:

  • Morning magnesium water + walk
  • Probiotic + collagen in my coffee (yes, it dissolves)
  • Gentle cleanser, Vitamin C serum, SPF 50, moisturizer with peptides
  • Retinol 2–3x/week at night
  • Eat-the-rainbow meals and good fats (hello avocado)
  • 7+ hours of sleep (or pretending I did)

👩‍⚕️ Final Thoughts from Your Favorite Wound Nurse

Your skin is a reflection of your gut, your habits, and your hydration. It doesn’t need 14 expensive products or filters—it needs care, consistency, and clinical common sense.

Wrinkles happen. Wounds take longer to heal. But with water, good food, gut love, and SPF loyalty, your skin will be as strong as your nursing skills.

Because you don’t just glow—you’ve earned that glow.


Probiotics, Prebiotics, and All the Biotics: What’s the Deal?

A nurse’s guide to the little bugs running your gut, your glow, and maybe even your mood

Let’s get real: somewhere between drinking kombucha and reading labels on probiotic yogurt that costs more than a co-pay, we all started wondering…
“What are all these -biotics? And why are they suddenly the Beyoncé of gut health?”

As a nurse with 22 years of experience—many of them up to my elbows in wounds, ostomies, and talking to patients about their poop—let me explain things the way we like it in the medical world: clear, quick, and with a touch of sass.


🦠 Meet Your Microbiome (AKA the Gut Squad)

You’ve got trillions of bacteria living in your gut. Sounds creepy? It’s not. These microbes are the real MVPs of digestion, immunity, skin health, mood, inflammation, and yes—even wound healing. The goal is to keep this gut community thriving and balanced. That’s where the -biotics come in.


🧪 So What’s the Difference?

Probiotics = The Good Guys You Add In

These are live bacteria you consume to support your gut’s army. Think of probiotics like hiring reinforcements for your body’s microscopic wellness team.

Found in:

  • Yogurt with live cultures
  • Kefir
  • Kimchi
  • Sauerkraut
  • Miso
  • Probiotic supplements

What they do:

  • Balance gut flora
  • Reduce bloating and constipation
  • Support skin health (bye, breakouts!)
  • Boost immunity
  • Help absorb nutrients (hello, glowing skin + stronger wounds)

🩺 Nurse Note: Not all probiotic strains are the same! Lactobacillus and Bifidobacterium are solid picks—but make sure they’re alive and well in your product.


Prebiotics = Food for Your Good Bugs

Prebiotics are non-digestible fibers that your good bacteria LOVE to eat. They keep the probiotics thriving, happy, and multiplying.

Found in:

  • Garlic
  • Onions
  • Leeks
  • Asparagus
  • Bananas (especially the slightly green ones)
  • Oats
  • Chicory root

What they do:

  • Fuel your gut flora
  • Help keep bowel movements regular (💩 cheers!)
  • Improve calcium absorption
  • Support clearer skin by reducing inflammation

💡 Think of it this way: Prebiotics are like fertilizer for your inner garden. No food = no healthy gut bugs = sad skin, poor poops, and sluggish vibes.


Postbiotics = The Bonus Products

Wait, there’s more? Yes! Postbiotics are the byproducts (a.k.a. leftovers) that probiotics produce after feeding on prebiotics. They’re kind of like the secret sauce that helps reduce inflammation and support immunity.

Found in:

  • Fermented foods (again!)
  • Your own gut… if it’s well-fed with the first two

What they do:

  • Strengthen your gut lining
  • Calm inflammation (skin and gut)
  • Support immune response
  • May even reduce allergy symptoms

👩‍⚕️ Bottom line: Don’t stress about buying “postbiotic products.” Just feed your gut right, and your body will do the work.


🧴 But What Does This Have to Do with My Skin?

EVERYTHING. Your gut and your skin are BFFs. When your gut microbiome is healthy, it reduces systemic inflammation—which means:

  • Fewer breakouts
  • Less eczema or psoriasis flares
  • Better hydration and glow
  • Faster wound healing (yep, I went there—nurse bonus tip)

A stressed-out gut can lead to toxins leaking into your bloodstream (leaky gut syndrome), which then manifests as breakouts, dullness, or chronic skin irritation.

✨ Nurse Wisdom: Beautiful skin starts in the bathroom. Yes, that bathroom.


🚽 How to Build a “Biotic” Routine That Works

  1. Eat fermented foods regularly. They’re the easiest way to get natural probiotics.
  2. Add prebiotic fiber daily. Don’t skip your garlic, onions, and oats!
  3. Drink water like it’s your job. Fiber without water = constipation central.
  4. Consider a quality probiotic supplement if your gut needs extra support (like after antibiotics or stress).
  5. Ditch the ultra-processed junk. Sugar, fried foods, and alcohol feed the wrong bacteria.

🧠 Final Thoughts from Your Gut-Loving Nurse Blogger

Your gut isn’t just about digestion. It’s the HQ of your immunity, energy, mood, skin, and so much more. When you give it the tools (hello, probiotics and prebiotics), it shows up for you—in the mirror and the bathroom.

So the next time someone asks what all the -biotics hype is about, you can smile and say,
“They’re why I poop like a queen and glow like one, too.”


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Gut Check: 7 Signs Your Microbiome Is Out of Whack

A nurse’s guide to the microscopic chaos in your gut—and how to fix it

Let’s start with the truth: your gut isn’t just a glorified food tube—it’s home to trillions of tiny organisms that basically run your health show. We’re talking bacteria, yeasts, and other microscopic freeloaders who can either be helpful roommates or the kind who never do their dishes and steal your toilet paper.

I’ve seen what happens when your gut microbiome gets out of balance—and it’s not pretty. Think skin flare-ups, brain fog, bloating that makes you look 6 months pregnant (without the baby), and a mood that changes faster than a toddler denied snacks.

So if you’re feeling “off” and can’t quite put your finger on why, it might be time for a gut check—literally.


🦠 Wait, What’s the Microbiome Again?

Your gut microbiome is the collection of bacteria, fungi, and other microorganisms living in your digestive tract. These little guys help with:

  • Digesting your food
  • Producing vitamins
  • Regulating your immune system
  • Keeping your skin clear
  • Balancing your mood
    (Yes—your gut and brain text each other daily. It’s a thing.)

When your microbiome is happy, you’re glowing, going, and thriving. When it’s out of whack… chaos ensues.


🚨 7 Signs Your Microbiome Might Be Throwing a Fit

1. You’re Bloated After Everything. Even Water.

Bloating is like your gut’s way of passive-aggressively saying, “Help me!” If you’re suddenly puffing up after basic meals, it could mean your gut bacteria are having a turf war—or you’re not digesting carbs and fibers well.

2. Bathroom Habits Are… Unpredictable

Pooping like a champ one day, and nothing the next? Or maybe you’re riding the diarrhea express with no end in sight? A healthy gut = regular, comfortable BMs. If your output looks like it belongs on the Bristol Stool Chart’s warning end (types 1 or 7), something’s up.

💩 Nurse tip: The “gold standard” poop is a smooth, sausage-shaped log that doesn’t require a toilet paper workout.

3. You’re Breaking Out, and It’s Not Hormones

Adult acne? Eczema? Rosacea that’s suddenly raging? Skin issues can be a red flag for internal inflammation—and your gut is often ground zero. The gut-skin connection is real, and I’ve seen wound healing slow way down when gut health isn’t addressed.

4. You’re Tired, But Can’t Sleep

Exhausted but wide awake at 3 a.m.? Your gut bacteria help regulate your sleep-wake cycle and produce neurotransmitters like serotonin. If you’re sleep-deprived, cranky, and reaching for your fifth coffee by 10 a.m., it might be your microbiome crying for help.

5. Your Mood Is All Over the Place

Ever felt hangry? Now imagine your gut’s been inflamed for weeks—cue anxiety, irritability, or even depression. There’s a reason they call the gut the “second brain.” (And no, it’s not because it overthinks everything too.)

6. Sugar Cravings Are Running the Show

Bad bacteria love sugar. If you’re constantly craving sweets or carbs, those little gut gremlins may be hijacking your taste buds to feed their own survival. I promise—your microbiome is sneakier than a toddler with a Sharpie.

7. You’ve Been on Antibiotics (and Never Rebalanced)

Antibiotics save lives—but they also wipe out the good guys in your gut. If you’ve been on antibiotics recently (or frequently over the years), and never followed up with probiotics or gut-healing foods, your internal ecosystem might be missing some key players.


🛠️ So… What Can You Do About It?

Glad you asked! You can absolutely get your microbiome back on track. Here’s what I recommend, nurse-approved and 100% real-world doable:

✅ Eat More Plants (Fiber Is Food for Your Good Bacteria)

Aim for 20–30 different plant foods a week. Yes, variety matters more than just “eating healthy.”

✅ Add Fermented Foods

Think yogurt, kefir, kimchi, sauerkraut, miso. These natural probiotics help reintroduce good bugs.

✅ Drink More Water

Hydration helps everything move—including the good bugs.

✅ Move Your Body

Even light exercise helps support digestion and microbiome diversity.

✅ Manage Stress

Easier said than done, I know. But meditation, breathwork, or even walking outside can keep cortisol from turning your gut into a warzone.

✅ Avoid Artificial Sweeteners

Some (like sucralose) can disrupt your gut bacteria and lead to bloating and glucose issues.


💬 Final Thought: Your Gut Is Talking. Are You Listening?

You don’t need a PhD in microbiology to spot when your gut is out of balance. You just need to pay attention to the signals: poop changes, skin flare-ups, cravings, mood swings, and bloating that makes you rethink your outfit.

Your microbiome wants you to feel good, glow brighter, and poop like a pro. Show it some love, and it’ll love you back—from your brain to your skin and everything in between.


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Constipation Crisis: Why Nurses Don’t Poop Like They Used To 💩🚽

A gut-check from a wound & ostomy nurse who knows the struggle is real (and real slow)

Let’s talk about something near, dear, and backed up—our bowels.
If you’re a nurse (or anyone in healthcare), you already know: Nurses don’t poop like they used to. Somewhere between the 12-hour shifts, too much caffeine, too little hydration, and holding our bladder until it feels like a personal achievement… our guts have thrown in the towel.

As a nurse, (most of them spent talking about poop more than most people talk about the weather), I’ve seen it all. From chronic constipation to stress diarrhea, to the poor soul who swore she hadn’t pooped since the last full moon—gut health is no joke. And it’s way more connected to our skin, mood, energy, and wound healing than most people realize.

So today, I’m diving deep into the constipation crisis, nurse edition.


🚫 Why Nurses Are the Constipation Poster Children

Let’s break it down, shall we?

1. We Never Sit Still (Except on the Toilet, Praying for a Movement)

On our feet all day, running from room to room, charting while standing… we burn calories but somehow forget to drink water or even breathe properly. Hydration? Fiber? Regular meals? LOL.

2. Caffeine Is Our Blood Type

Coffee to wake up. More coffee to stay awake. Maybe an energy drink for the night shift. That much caffeine can dehydrate you AND slow digestion, even though it’s technically a stimulant. Betrayal.

3. We Ignore Our Bodies

Feel the urge to poop at 9 a.m.? Sorry, you’re in wound care rounds until noon. By the time you’re free, your colon has emotionally shut down and decided to store that stool indefinitely.

4. Shift Work & Stress = Gut Confusion

Your body loves a rhythm. Your schedule? Absolute chaos. Add stress, skipped meals, no sleep, and your microbiome starts googling “How to apply for early retirement.”


💩 Constipation Isn’t Just Inconvenient—It’s a Skin + Gut Issue

This is where my love of gut health and skin care nerdiness collide. Constipation isn’t just a plumbing problem—it impacts:

  • Detoxification: If you’re not pooping, you’re reabsorbing toxins meant to exit. That can show up as acne, dull skin, breakouts, and more.
  • Inflammation: Sluggish bowels can increase systemic inflammation, which slows down wound healing and messes with your skin barrier.
  • Hormone Balance: Estrogen is excreted via the gut. If you’re not going, hormones recirculate. Hello, mood swings and breakouts.
  • Mood + Energy: Your gut helps make neurotransmitters. A backed-up colon can lead to foggy thinking, fatigue, and straight-up irritability.

👩‍⚕️ Nurse Truth: If you’re constipated and cranky, it’s probably connected.


🚽 What Can You Actually Do (That Doesn’t Involve Quitting Your Job)?

Yes, we’re busy. But your gut deserves more than a once-a-week courtesy flush. Here’s what I suggest:

Hydrate Like It’s Your Side Hustle

Keep a giant water bottle at your station. Chug during charting. Add electrolytes if plain water bores you.

Fiber Up—But Gently

Start with chia seeds, flaxseed, oats, or berries. Don’t go from 5g to 30g in one day, unless you enjoy bloating and regret.

Magnesium Is Magic

Magnesium citrate or glycinate helps move things along and eases muscle tension (which we ALL need). Just start low and go slow.

Move It, Even Just a Bit

Desk job? Stretch. Walk the hallway. Do squats in the breakroom (bonus: coworkers think you’re fitness goals).

Poop Routine = Gut Gold

Try to poop at the same time each day. Sit. Breathe. Do not scroll. Your colon deserves your full attention.

Probiotics + Prebiotics

Balance your gut flora with fermented foods (yogurt, kimchi, kefir) and prebiotic-rich foods (onions, garlic, bananas).


🧻 Final Flush: Nurses Deserve Smooth Moves, Too

Let’s not normalize constipation. Let’s normalize talking about it—and doing something about it. Because regular poops aren’t just about comfort. They’re about whole-body health—from your skin to your stress level to how well that surgical site heals.

So here’s to fiber, hydration, and pooping like a nurse who finally remembered she has a digestive system.


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💩 Because constipation may be common, but that doesn’t mean it’s normal.


🍽️✨Eat This, Not That—for Happier Bowels and Better Skin 🌿💩💖

Because what you eat shows up in your poop AND your pores.

If you’re in your 40s like me, and you’ve ever said, “Wow, I didn’t used to bloat like this after a salad,” or “Why is my skin freaking out like I’m 16 again?”—welcome, friend. Let’s talk about the not-so-secret secret behind it all: your gut.

As a nurse with 22 years of experience (and way too many conversations about poop before lunch), I’ve seen firsthand how what you eat affects how you go—and how you glow. The connection between your gut and your skin is as real as that one coworker who always microwaves fish in the breakroom.

So today we’re diving into my favorite kind of list:
Eat this, not that—for happier bowels and better skin.
Because good skin starts in the gut, and so does not hating your bathroom time.


🍞 Bread Edition: Whole > White

Eat This: Sprouted grain bread or whole wheat
Not That: White bread, croissants, or anything with “enriched” flour

White bread is basically cardboard for your gut. It spikes your blood sugar, feeds the bad bacteria, and leaves you hungry in 20 minutes. Whole grains? They’re fiber-packed, feed your good gut bugs, and help you poop like a champion.

💩 Gut bonus: Fiber = movement = less constipation = less toxin reabsorption = clearer skin.


🧃 Drink Edition: Water > Juice

Drink This: Water (with lemon, cucumber, or even chia seeds)
Not That: Sugary juices, soda, or “detox teas” that are just glorified laxatives

Juice may look healthy, but your gut and skin know better. It’s a sugar bomb in disguise. Water keeps everything hydrated—from your colon to your collagen.

💦 Pro tip: Dehydration is the fastest way to look tired and get constipated.


🍟 Snack Edition: Avocados > Chips

Eat This: Avocado toast, guac with veggie sticks, or even just a spoonful
Not That: Potato chips, pretzels, or “low-fat” snack packs

Avocados are loaded with healthy fats that keep your skin plump and your gut lining happy. Chips? Mostly salt and empty carbs. Sorry, not sorry.

🥑 Bonus: Avocados contain fiber + vitamin E, a double win for your glow.


🍫 Treat Edition: Dark Chocolate > Candy Bars

Eat This: 70%+ dark chocolate
Not That: Milk chocolate candy bars with sugar as the first ingredient

Dark chocolate (in moderation, of course) has polyphenols—plant compounds that love your gut and fight inflammation. Candy bars? Just a sugar party for acne-causing bacteria.

🍫 Nurse wisdom: Eat the chocolate. Just make it dark and mysterious, like your favorite medical drama.


🍗 Protein Edition: Salmon > Processed Meats

Eat This: Wild salmon, sardines, eggs, beans
Not That: Deli meats, bacon, hot dogs

Omega-3s in salmon are great for calming skin inflammation and soothing the gut. Processed meats? They’re full of preservatives and inflammatory fats that make your gut and face very unhappy.

🧠 Gut-skin note: Omega-3s support mood, too. So you’ll look good and stop yelling at your houseplants.


🥤 Gut Helper Edition: Fermented Foods > “Probiotic” Gimmicks

Eat This: Yogurt, kefir, kimchi, sauerkraut, miso
Not That: Sugary probiotic drinks with cartoon labels

Fermented foods bring real, living bacteria to your gut party. Fake probiotic products are like inviting a clown to a medical conference. Not helpful.

🧬 A healthy microbiome = better digestion, better immunity, fewer breakouts. Win-win-win.


🚫 Avoid the “Low-Fat” Lies

Let me be clear: your skin and gut need fat. Healthy fats. Not the “low-fat” processed stuff that spiked in popularity in the 90s (and ruined all our hormones). Your skin barrier and your gut lining are made of lipids. Give them what they need.


👩‍⚕️ Final Thoughts from Your Friendly Nurse Blogger

What you eat either feeds the inflammation or fights it. It either supports your gut-skin connection—or sabotages it one soda at a time.

You don’t need a perfect diet. Just a realistic, whole-food, gut-happy plan that works with your life (and your shift schedule). If your poop is regular, your skin is glowing, and you’ve got energy to spare—you’re on the right track.

And if not? Just remember, you can turn things around one avocado at a time.


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