Supplements I Actually Recommend (and the Ones I Don’t) 💊✨

Hey there, fellow wellness warriors! As a nurse, rocking my 40s while juggling skin, guts, and everything in between—I’m here to spill the tea ☕ on supplements. With so many options out there, it’s easy to get overwhelmed, confused, or end up with a cabinet full of pills you never touch. So, let’s cut through the noise with some nurse-approved, gut-friendly, skin-loving supplement wisdom. Ready? Let’s dive in!


What I Actually Recommend ✅

1. Vitamin C — Your Skin’s Bestie 🍊
Vitamin C isn’t just for fighting colds. It’s a powerhouse antioxidant that boosts collagen production, helping your skin stay plump and wrinkle-resistant. Plus, it supports immune health and wound healing—crucial if you’re managing any skin or ostomy-related care.

2. Magnesium — The “Chill Pill” Mineral 🧘‍♀️
Magnesium helps with muscle relaxation, sleep quality, and even gut motility (hello, morning poops!). Many adults are deficient, so a supplement can help keep your digestion smooth and your stress levels down.

3. Probiotics — The Gut’s Cheerleaders 🦠
A good probiotic can support a balanced microbiome, which we know plays a role in everything from digestion to skin health. Not all probiotics are created equal, so choose strains backed by science (like Lactobacillus and Bifidobacterium).

4. Zinc — Healing Hero ⚡
Zinc supports immune function, wound healing, and can even reduce inflammation in skin conditions. Just be mindful not to overdo it—balance is key!

5. Omega-3 Fatty Acids — Skin & Gut Superstars 🐟
Omega-3s help reduce inflammation, support brain health, and keep skin supple and hydrated. I recommend getting these from high-quality fish oil or plant-based alternatives if you’re vegan.


What I’m Not Sold On ❌

1. Collagen Supplements — Meh, Maybe? 🤷‍♀️
While collagen is essential for skin and wound healing, taking it as a pill or powder doesn’t always guarantee it’ll reach your skin intact. Your body breaks it down into amino acids like any protein. Focus more on a balanced diet with protein-rich foods.

2. Detox Teas & Quick-Fix Supplements 🚫
If it sounds too good to be true—like “flush toxins in 3 days”—it probably is. Your liver and kidneys do a stellar job detoxing; no magic potion required.

3. Over-the-Top Multivitamins 🧪
A mega-dose multivitamin can sometimes do more harm than good. Excess fat-soluble vitamins (like A, D, E, K) can build up and cause problems. Stick to targeted supplements based on your needs.


My Nurse-to-You Advice 💡

  • Supplements can be great, but they’re just one piece of the puzzle. Your gut and skin thrive on good food, hydration, sleep, and stress management.
  • Always check with your healthcare provider before starting anything new—especially if you have an ostomy, chronic condition, or take medications.
  • What works for me or my patients might not be your perfect fit—everyone’s gut and skin story is unique!

⚠️ Disclaimer: Because I’m a Nurse, Not Your Nurse 😉
This blog is for general education and entertainment purposes only. Always consult with your doctor, dietitian, dermatologist, or wound/ostomy care specialist—especially if you have specific conditions, allergies, or a medical device like an ostomy.


In a nutshell: Choose your supplements wisely, listen to your body, and remember — the best glow comes from a happy gut and a nourished soul! 🌟💪


Would you like me to suggest some specific supplement brands or recipes that support gut and skin health? Just ask! 😊

Meal Ideas That Support Your Gut AND Your Skin 🍽️✨

Let’s be honest—who doesn’t want clearer skin and smoother poops? 🙋‍♀️ As a nurse with a full-on obsession with skin, gut, and wellness (plus a healthy respect for poop talk at the dinner table), I’m here to tell you: your skin and gut are in a lifelong situationship. And what you put on your plate? Total relationship therapy.

In this post, we’re diving into practical, delicious meal ideas that work double-duty: nourishing your microbiome and giving your skin that healthy, hydrated glow.


🥑 Why Your Gut & Skin Are Besties

Here’s the TL;DR: Your gut is like your second brain (or, for nurses, maybe your first brain when you’re 12 hours into a shift). It regulates inflammation, supports immunity, and yes—can directly affect the skin’s health, texture, and even breakouts.

Chronic constipation, bloating, or diarrhea? Those can all show up on your face as dullness, redness, or acne. Similarly, nutrient-poor meals can slow wound healing, exacerbate dryness, and make wrinkles feel like they’re shouting.


🍽️ Meal Ideas for Glowing Skin & Happy Guts

Let’s get to the fun part: FOOD! These meals are rich in fiber, antioxidants, good fats, and probiotics. Perfect for your gut and your glow ✨


🌞 Breakfast: The Gut-Glowing Start

Avocado Toast with Fermented Veggies + Herbal Tea

  • Whole grain or sourdough bread (hello, fiber and prebiotics!)
  • Mashed avocado (healthy fats = plumper skin)
  • Topped with kimchi or sauerkraut (probiotic goodness)
  • Chamomile or ginger tea (calm your gut, calm your face)

👩‍⚕️ Nurse tip: Avoid heavy, dairy-laden coffees first thing if your gut is sensitive. Your skin will thank you too!


🥗 Lunch: Light, Filling, and Friendly to Your Digestive Fire

Salmon Salad Bowl

  • Grilled wild salmon (rich in omega-3s for anti-inflammatory skin benefits)
  • Mixed greens, cucumbers, bell peppers (fiber + hydration)
  • Olive oil and apple cider vinegar dressing (ACV can support gut acidity levels)
  • Sprinkle of pumpkin seeds (zinc = wound healing support)

🍲 Dinner: Balanced & Belly-Safe

Quinoa & Lentil Stew with Roasted Veggies

  • Lentils = fiber + plant-based protein
  • Quinoa = complete amino acid source
  • Add carrots, zucchini, onions, and sweet potatoes
  • Spices like turmeric, cumin, and black pepper for anti-inflammatory magic

🍓 Snack Attack: Gut-Loving Nibbles

  • Greek yogurt with berries & chia seeds
  • Hummus with cucumber slices
  • Bone broth (great for collagen + gut lining)
  • A few squares of dark chocolate (yes, really!)

💩 Let’s Talk Poop (You Knew I’d Go There)

If you’re not pooping regularly, your skin may not be detoxing efficiently either. Constipation can lead to breakouts, dull skin, and even exacerbate eczema or psoriasis. If you’re dealing with an ostomy, hydration and output consistency matter big time!

👉 Stool that’s too loose or too hard could be your gut waving a white flag. Balance your meals with:

  • Soluble fiber (oats, bananas, apples)
  • Hydration (aim for half your body weight in ounces of water 💦)
  • Magnesium-rich foods (spinach, almonds, dark chocolate—yum!)

👩‍⚕️ But Wait… What If I Have an Ostomy?

Friend, I got you. Some of these foods may need tweaking depending on your ostomy type:

  • Colostomy: You can often eat more “normally,” but watch for gas-producing foods.
  • Ileostomy: Hydration is key! Be mindful of high-fiber or very spicy meals.
  • Urostomy: Hydration and bladder-friendly foods (low acid) are your friends.

⚠️ Disclaimer (Because I’m a Nurse, Not Your Nurse 😉)
This blog is for general education and entertainment purposes only. Always consult with your doctor, dietitian, dermatologist, or wound/ostomy care specialist—especially if you have specific conditions, allergies, or a medical device like an ostomy. What works for one person might not work for another (especially if we’re talking ileostomy vs colostomy vs urostomy—big differences, folks!).


✨ Final Thoughts

Your plate has power. When you feed your gut, your skin gets the memo—and glows accordingly. Think of every meal as a chance to heal, hydrate, and help your body (and bowel) thrive. Plus, it’s delicious!

💬 Got a go-to gut/skin-friendly meal? Drop it in the comments—I’m always hungry for new ideas!

Wellness Without Woo: 💙 A Nurse’s Guide to Real Self-Care 👋

Hey there, fellow wellness warriors! 👋 As a nurse in my 40s who’s spent 22 years diving deep into skin, gut health, wounds, and all things wellness, I’m here to give you the real tea ☕ on self-care — minus the fluff, the “energy vortexes,” and those crystal elixir vibes that make you wonder if you’re on a reality show. Let’s talk wellness without the woo.


What Is “Wellness Without Woo,” Anyway?

In a world where detox teas promise a miracle cleanse and magic powders claim to fix your skin overnight, I’m here to say: nah. Real self-care isn’t about chasing the latest fad. It’s about science-backed habits that actually make a difference for your skin, gut, and overall health. Think hydration, balanced nutrition, sleep, and a dash of movement (yes, even those nursing shifts count as cardio sometimes! 🏃‍♀️).


1. Hydration: Your Skin’s BFF 💧

Your skin and gut thrive on water. Drinking enough H2O is the cheapest, easiest, and most effective anti-aging trick you can do. It keeps your skin plump, helps your digestive system flush out toxins, and supports wound healing. Plus, it prevents that “dehydrated nurse face” look after a 12-hour shift.


2. Eat Real, Not Magical 🍎

Forget the powders and potions. Your gut (and skin!) want whole foods — think colorful veggies, fiber-rich fruits, healthy fats, and protein. These nourish your microbiome, support digestion, and help your skin maintain elasticity. Pro tip: your gut health shows up on your face, so feed it well.


3. Move Your Body — Even If It’s Just a Walk 🏃‍♀️

You don’t need a gym membership or 2-hour yoga sessions. Moving daily — walking, stretching, or chasing toddlers — helps circulation, reduces stress, and supports skin cell turnover. Plus, it’s great for your gut motility (translation: better poop, less bloating — yay! 🚽).


4. Sunscreen Is a Must ☀️

No self-care routine is complete without sun protection. UV rays age your skin faster than stress does. (And trust me, nursing stress is real.) A broad-spectrum SPF shields your skin and lowers your risk for skin cancer — because glowing skin should last a lifetime.


5. Sleep Like Your Skin Depends on It 💤

Spoiler: it does. Sleep is when your body repairs skin damage, balances hormones, and resets your gut health. Aim for 7-9 hours and watch those wrinkles and digestion issues chill out.


6. Listen to Your Body, Not the Hype 🧘‍♀️

With ostomies, wounds, and skin issues in the mix, personalizing self-care is key. What works for one person may not work for another — especially when it comes to gut and skin health. Always chat with your healthcare providers before starting any new routine.


Final Thoughts

Self-care doesn’t need to be complicated or expensive. It’s about consistent, science-backed habits that nurture your body and mind — no crystals required. So ditch the “woo,” grab your water bottle, put on your sunscreen, and embrace wellness that’s real, reliable, and nurse-approved. 💙


⚠️ Disclaimer: Because I’m a Nurse, Not Your Nurse 😉
This blog is for general education and entertainment purposes only. Always consult with your doctor, dietitian, dermatologist, or wound/ostomy care specialist — especially if you have specific conditions, allergies, or medical devices like an ostomy. What works for one person might not work for another.


Want more practical tips without the fluff? You’re in the right place. Let’s keep it real, together. 💪✨

What Happens to Your Skin When You Don’t Eat Enough Protein 🍳💪

Let’s get something straight: protein isn’t just for bodybuilders or those aggressively blending spinach into their smoothies at 6 a.m. (you know who you are 😏). As a wound and ostomy nurse with over two decades of skin-and-gut obsession, I’m here to lovingly scream this from the rooftops:

🥩 PROTEIN = SKIN POWER.
And when you’re not getting enough? Oh honey, your skin knows—and it’s not happy about it.

So, What Does Happen to Your Skin?

1. Delayed Wound Healing 🐢

If you’ve got a surgical incision, pressure injury, or even a tiny cut, low protein levels can seriously slow your body’s ability to repair. As a wound care nurse, I see this all the time. Protein provides amino acids—aka the building blocks of new tissue. Without enough, your body is like a construction site with no bricks or builders.

2. Thinning Skin = Rips, Tears, & Sadness 😢

Thin, fragile skin isn’t just a grandma thing. It’s a protein deficiency thing. Collagen and elastin (those bouncy, plump skin superheroes) are protein-based. No protein? No bounce. No strength. Just skin that bruises easily and tears like wet tissue.

3. Increased Inflammation = Acne, Eczema, Flare-Ups 🔥

When your gut isn’t getting what it needs—hello again, protein—it starts to panic. Cue the inflammation party. And where does that show up? Yup, your skin. Think breakouts, redness, and those weird rashes that make you Google things you shouldn’t.

4. Hair and Nails Suffer Too 💅🚿

Okay, not technically skin, but they’re all part of your integumentary system (yay, science!). Brittle nails, thinning hair, and dry, flaky scalp often point to—you guessed it—low protein intake.


How Much Protein Do You Actually Need?

It varies by weight, activity level, and health status (and yes, the type of ostomy you have). A common general rule is 0.8 to 1.2 grams of protein per kilogram of body weight per day—but wound healing needs? Way higher. Think 1.5–2.0g/kg. Always talk with a dietitian for personalized guidance!


Protein-Rich Foods I Love 🍽️

Here’s a few of my go-to faves for glowing skin and strong healing:

  • Eggs 🥚 – affordable, versatile, and full of biotin too!
  • Salmon 🐟 – Omega-3s + protein = skin magic
  • Greek yogurt 🍦 – protein-packed AND probiotic-rich
  • Tofu & Lentils 🌱 – plant-based protein with fiber for gut love
  • Collagen powders – not a miracle, but helpful as part of a balanced intake!

For My Ostomates 👀

⚠️ Your protein needs may be higher, especially with an ileostomy (more losses!) or active wounds around your stoma. Don’t guess—ask your wound/ostomy nurse or dietitian for help. It’s literally what we’re here for. 💁‍♀️


TL;DR — Protein = Skin Fuel 🚀

If your skin feels papery, your wounds are dragging their feet to heal, or your poop just looks… weird (you knew I’d mention poop 💩), it might be time to check your protein intake.

And remember, it’s not just what you put on your skin. It’s what you feed your gut that helps it all shine.


⚠️ Disclaimer (Because I’m a Nurse, Not Your Nurse 😉)
This blog is for general education and entertainment purposes only. Always consult with your doctor, dietitian, dermatologist, or wound/ostomy care specialist—especially if you have specific conditions, allergies, or a medical device like an ostomy.


Magnesium, Motility & Morning Poops: My Favorite Gut Routine


Because no one should start their day feeling full of 💩

Let’s be honest—there are few things as satisfying as that first glorious morning poop. If you’re over 40 (like me), a nurse (also me), and obsessed with skin, gut health, and all things digestive, then you know: regular poops are a form of self-care.

Over my 22 years as a nurse—and especially as a wound and ostomy care specialist—I’ve had a front-row seat to all kinds of gut drama. And guess what? A lot of it could be greatly improved by a solid routine, some magnesium magic, and a little TLC (tender loving care) for your gut motility.

So here’s my favorite gut routine, nurse-tested and life-approved.


💊 First Up: Why Magnesium

Magnesium isn’t just for sore muscles or leg cramps at 2 a.m. It’s a gut health powerhouse. Think of it as the chill friend who helps your intestines move things along without drama.

Types of Magnesium (Because It’s Not All the Same):

  • Magnesium Citrate – Great for promoting bowel movements. Perfect if you’re feeling a little… backed up.
  • Magnesium Glycinate – Gentle and calming. Supports relaxation and sleep but also helps the bowels over time.
  • Magnesium Oxide – Less absorbable but draws water into the colon (hello, softer stools!).

🔍 Nurse Tip: Always start low and go slow. Too much and you’ll go from “constipated” to “clear-out-the-room” real fast.


⏰ Timing is Everything

Morning poops are more than convenient—they’re biologically ideal. Your gut is most active after waking, especially after food hits your stomach. This is called the gastrocolic reflex—a fancy way of saying: “Your colon wants to get moving once breakfast arrives.”

My Morning Gut Routine:

  1. Hydrate Like You Mean It
    First thing: big glass of warm water with lemon. Bonus points if you add a pinch of sea salt or a splash of apple cider vinegar.
    💧 Hydration = happy bowels.
  2. Magnesium (the night before!)
    I take my magnesium glycinate or citrate before bed so my colon can wake up ready to rock.
  3. Move It, Don’t Lose It
    Light stretching or a walk can help stimulate motility. Sometimes just standing in front of your coffee machine counts.
  4. Fiber + Fat Breakfast Combo
    Think oats + chia + nut butter OR avocado toast with seeds. This combo wakes up the gut and your skin.
  5. Deep Breaths, No Rushing
    Stress shuts digestion down. Take a minute. Sit down. Poop in peace.

🧠 Gut Motility & Your Skin? Oh Yes.

Here’s where my skincare nerd side comes out: When your gut is slow, your skin shows it. Constipation leads to toxin build-up, and your body will try to detox however it can—including your face. Hello breakouts, dullness, and inflamed skin.

Good gut flow = glowing skin. It’s that simple.


💩 Stool Goals

You want a smooth, soft, easy-to-pass sausage. (Yes, I said it.)

✅ Not too hard
✅ Not too loose
✅ Ideally in the morning
✅ Once or twice a day

If you’re skipping days, pushing too hard, or living in the land of rabbit pellets, it’s time to rethink your gut routine.


Final Thought From This Poop-Obsessed Nurse:

Magnesium might not be glamorous, but it works. Pair it with hydration, movement, and mindful meals, and you’ll be amazed what your gut—and your skin—can do. Don’t wait until things get sluggish to start caring about motility.

Because, let’s be real: You deserve better than coffee, stress, and crossed fingers.

Your morning poop is a sacred ritual. Protect it at all costs.


The Gut-Brain-Skin Connection: Why Your Stressed-Out Dad Might Be Breaking Out 🧠🍔😓

If you’re a dad juggling Little League coaching, emergency plumbing repairs, and stealthily escaping family group texts, chances are your skin might be throwing a little tantrum. Pimples, redness, or unexplained breakouts? Yep, stress isn’t just in your head—it’s showing up on your face. Welcome to the wild ride of the Gut-Brain-Skin connection!

What Is This Gut-Brain-Skin Connection Anyway? 🤔

Here’s the lowdown: your gut, your brain, and your skin are all BFFs that chat constantly. When one is off—say, your gut flora throws a party with too many “bad” bacteria or your brain is running on stress fuel—it sends ripples that can mess with your skin’s glow. Think of it like a three-way group chat where a bad mood in one person causes everyone else to feel the vibe.

Stress and the Skin: Not Just in Your Head! 🧠➡️😖➡️👨‍🦰

Stress triggers your body’s fight-or-flight mode, flooding you with cortisol (the stress hormone). High cortisol levels can:

  • Increase oil production in skin glands, leading to clogged pores and acne
  • Trigger inflammation that can worsen conditions like eczema or psoriasis
  • Slow down skin healing (hello, stubborn wounds and breakouts)

And what’s stress doing to your gut? It can disrupt your digestive balance, leading to bloating, irregularity, and even leaky gut syndrome. When your gut barrier weakens, toxins can slip into your bloodstream, potentially causing skin inflammation. So your stressed stomach could literally be causing those unwanted “presents” on your face.

Why Should Dad Care? Because Dad Deserves Clear Skin Too! 👨‍👧‍👦

You’re already a superhero for coaching, fixing things, and dodging group texts. Why not give your skin some TLC? Here are a few science-backed tips to soothe your gut and skin—no cape required:

1. Feed Your Gut Right 🥦🍎

Think fiber-rich veggies, fermented foods like yogurt or kimchi, and plenty of water. These help good bacteria thrive, keeping your digestive system happy and your skin clear.

2. Stress Less, Smile More 😌

Meditation, light exercise (even a quick walk), or just deep breaths between plumbing disasters can dial down cortisol and calm both your brain and skin.

3. Sunscreen is Your BFF 🌞

Don’t skip it, even on cloudy days. UV rays worsen inflammation and speed up skin aging. Bonus points for formulas with soothing ingredients if your skin is acting up.

4. Consider Vitamins for Skin and Wound Healing 💊

Vitamin C, Zinc, and Vitamin A are not just buzzwords; they play a big role in skin repair and health. If you’re dealing with wounds or irritation (or even an ostomy), talk with your healthcare provider about supplements.

5. Hydrate Like a Champ 💧

Water keeps your skin plump and flushes toxins. It’s the simplest but often overlooked skin savior.


⚠️ Disclaimer (Because I’m a Nurse, Not Your Nurse 😉)

This blog is for general education and entertainment purposes only. Always consult with your doctor, dietitian, dermatologist, or wound/ostomy care specialist—especially if you have specific conditions, allergies, or persistent symptoms.


Final Thoughts

Dads, your skin and gut are talking. When stress is high, they both might send out SOS signals in the form of breakouts or discomfort. But with a little attention to your gut health, stress management, and skin care, you can keep both your belly and your face happy.

Remember: clear skin isn’t just for teenagers. It’s for anyone who dares to coach, fix, and dodge texts like a pro. You’ve got this! 💪✨

Leaky Gut: Trendy Diagnosis or Real Problem?

From the desk of a nurse who talks poop professionally

Let’s cut to the cheese (because dairy might be triggering your gut, but we’ll get there): Is “leaky gut” just the latest health buzzword, or is your digestive system actually betraying you one cell at a time?

As a nurse with 22 years of experience—who now spends her days talking about guts, wounds, ostomies, and everything in between—I’ve heard “leaky gut” tossed around more than a salad at a wellness retreat. So, let’s break it down in plain speak, minus the fear-mongering and plus a whole lot of real talk.


What Even Is Leaky Gut?

Leaky gut—also known in the science world as increased intestinal permeability—is when the lining of your intestines becomes damaged or inflamed. Normally, your gut lining is like a super-selective bouncer at a VIP club: it lets the good stuff (nutrients, water) in and keeps the riffraff (toxins, undigested food, bad bacteria) out.

When it becomes “leaky,” it’s like the bouncer got tired, took a nap, and now anyone can stroll into the bloodstream. Cue: inflammation, bloating, fatigue, skin breakouts, brain fog, and the dreaded poop problems.


Is It Real or Just Really Instagrammable?

Here’s the deal—leaky gut is real, but it’s not officially recognized as a diagnosis by all mainstream medical communities. Why? Because it’s tricky to prove directly in humans, and many of its symptoms mimic other conditions like IBS, food sensitivities, or even chronic stress.

But from my nurse perspective? I believe it’s a red flag. Not just a TikTok trend. When someone comes in with mystery rashes, chronic bloating, or poops that range from rabbit pellets to Niagara Falls, I start thinking gut barrier.


Signs Your Gut Might Be Leaking More Than Gossip

  • Bloating after every meal (no, it’s not just “getting older”)
  • Food sensitivities that didn’t used to be a thing
  • Fatigue no matter how many B12 shots you get
  • Skin issues: eczema, acne, or mystery breakouts
  • Frequent colds or “meh” immune function
  • Poop problems (constipation, diarrhea, or both on rotation)
  • Brain fog or mood swings that come out of nowhere

What Can You Actually Do About It?

I’m glad you asked. (Or maybe you didn’t, but I’m answering anyway.)

🥦 Eat Real Food

Minimize processed stuff. Think fiber-rich foods (veggies, fruits, whole grains), bone broth, and fermented foods like kimchi and kefir. Your gut bugs LOVE that stuff.

🚫 Avoid Gut Saboteurs

Common culprits? Excess sugar, alcohol, NSAIDs (like ibuprofen), and chronic stress. Yes, stress messes with your poop. Science backs me on this.

💊 Consider Supplements

Zinc, L-glutamine, collagen, and probiotics are often used to help support gut lining repair. Talk to your provider before adding a cart full of Amazon supplements, though.

💧 Hydrate Like It’s Your Job

Because it is your job—if you want better poops, better skin, and better energy.

🧘‍♀️ Chill the Heck Out

Stress is a major gut-wrecker. Meditation, yoga, deep breathing, or just screaming into a pillow in the supply closet (nurses, I see you)—whatever works.


So… Should You Panic?

Nah. Don’t panic. But don’t ignore your gut either.
If you’ve got skin flare-ups that won’t quit, poop that’s unpredictable, or you’re feeling “off” in ways that labs can’t explain—your gut might be trying to tell you something. And as your friendly, wound-and-gut-loving nurse in her 40s, I say: listen.

You don’t have to go full kale-smoothie-cleanse (please don’t), but you do need to take your gut health seriously. Because when your gut’s not happy, your skin, mood, and poop will absolutely snitch on it.


Nurse’s Final Note:

You can’t slap a collagen cream on a leaky gut. Skin glow starts inside—and yes, it often begins with your poop. 💩


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💧 Hydration Habits: Why Water Is a Free Anti-Aging Tool

Let’s talk about the real MVP of your skincare routine—plain ol’ water. Not a fancy serum. Not a $150 cream with a name that sounds like a European vacation. Just H₂O—available from your tap, your bottle, or that emotional support water tumbler we all carry around now. (I see you 👀)

As a nurse with 22 years under my belt—and as someone deep in the trenches of wound and ostomy care—trust me when I say: hydration is not optional. It’s the unsung hero behind healthy skin, better digestion, and smoother poops (yep, we’re going there).


🧴 Water = Skin’s Natural Moisturizer

Dry skin isn’t just about what you slather on. If you’re dehydrated, your skin will show it. Think dull, flaky, fine lines that suddenly look less “fine” and more like “deep concerns.”

Hydration helps:

  • Improve skin elasticity
  • Reduce the appearance of wrinkles
  • Keep your skin barrier happy (hello, fewer breakouts and irritation!)

💡Pro Tip: Drinking water won’t erase your crow’s feet overnight—but it will give your skin a fighting chance. Plus, hydrated skin heals better. And if you’ve got a wound (or even just a stubborn zit), healing matters.


💩 Gut Check: Water Keeps Things Moving

Constipated? Crampy? Bloated like a balloon at a toddler’s birthday party?

You might just need more water.

Your digestive system needs hydration to keep food moving, absorb nutrients, and keep your poop from turning into bricks (especially for folks with an ostomy—output consistency is key 🔑).

🌀 Fun nurse fact: Even your colon has feelings—when it’s dehydrated, it holds onto water like it’s prepping for a desert trek. That means slower motility and, you guessed it, poop problems.


💥 Dehydration Looks Like…

  • Headaches
  • Fatigue
  • Dull, saggy skin
  • Funky breath
  • Cranky gut (gas, constipation, sluggish digestion)
  • And yes… more pronounced wrinkles 😬

🥤 Hydration Habits That Actually Work

Let’s keep it simple, nurse-style:

  1. Start your day with water before coffee. Your gut will thank you.
  2. Aim for 8 cups a day—but adjust for activity, climate, and personal needs.
  3. Add fruit or cucumber for flavor if you’re bored (hydration doesn’t have to be bland).
  4. Track it if you’re forgetful. (We all are. Nurses are chronically dehydrated from shift life.)
  5. Eat your water – cucumbers, watermelon, lettuce, and bone broth all count!

🧪 For My Ostomates:

Hydration is CRUCIAL, especially for those with an ileostomy, where water absorption is reduced. Low hydration = thicker output, which increases the risk of pancaking, leaks, and skin issues. Not fun.
💡 Electrolyte balance matters too! Consider low-sugar oral rehydration drinks when needed.


👵 Bonus: Hydration & Aging Gracefully

Water won’t stop time—but it can soften its effects:

  • Hydrated skin = plumper appearance
  • Better digestion = fewer breakouts, more glow
  • Fewer UTIs, better circulation, more energy—what’s not to love?

Basically, water is the Botox of the gut-skin connection… but cheaper and with fewer needles.


⚠️ Disclaimer (Because I’m a Nurse, Not Your Nurse 😉)

This blog is for general education and entertainment purposes only. Always consult with your doctor, dietitian, dermatologist or wound/ostomy care specialist—especially if you have specific conditions, allergies, or a medical device like an ostomy. What works for one person might not work for another (especially if we’re talking ileostomy vs colostomy vs urostomy—big differences, folks!).


Now go refill that water bottle, friend. Your gut, skin, and nurse-brain will thank you. 💦🧠✨