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Why Nurses Don’t Have Time to Poop (and How It Affects Our Gut) 💩⏰

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Let’s just say it: nurses are the constipated heroes nobody talks about. We run on caffeine, adrenaline, and prayers. We can insert an IV during a code, chart with our elbows, and de-escalate a family meltdown at 140/90—but find time to poop? LOL. 😅

As a wound and ostomy care nurse in her 40s who is deeply in love with all things skin, gut, and “glow from the inside,” I’m here to shine a (well-moisturized) light on a truth many of us live but rarely talk about:

🚽 Nurses don’t poop. And it’s messing with our gut.

The Shift is Long, But the Colon Is Patient… Until It’s Not 🕒

Let’s be real. Between med passes, dressing changes, call lights, short staffing, and family updates, taking a moment to pee is an Olympic event—let alone finding a quiet five minutes to drop the kids off at the pool. So we do what we always do:

We hold it.
And hold it.
And… well, now we’re bloated and cranky and haven’t gone since Sunday. 🫠

What Happens When You Chronically “Hold It”?

1. Sluggish Motility = Constipation Party 🎉 (But You’re Not Invited)

Your colon is like a conveyor belt. When it slows down, waste sits longer, gets drier, and turns into something that deserves its own horror movie. Not only is it uncomfortable—it affects your whole digestive system.

2. Skin Flare-Ups from Gut Drama 😬

Yep, the gut-skin connection strikes again! When waste builds up, toxins don’t exit efficiently. That internal traffic jam can show up externally—think breakouts, dullness, rashes, and inflammation.

3. Hormonal Disruption & Cortisol Chaos 🔥

When your gut is backed up, stress hormones love to pile on. Your already-busy nurse brain is now riding a hormonal rollercoaster, complete with bloating, mood swings, and fatigue. Cute!

4. Microbiome Mayhem 🦠

Delaying bowel movements can throw your gut flora out of whack. That healthy bacteria you worked so hard to cultivate (hello, probiotics)? They’re not thrilled. It’s like skipping watering your plants and wondering why they’re sad.

The Nurse Gut Survival Guide 💡

Here’s what I (try to) do to stay regular in the world of 12s and no breaks:

🚰 Hydrate Like You’re Getting Paid For It

Water is a nurse’s best friend. Aim for at least 8 cups—even if it means timing it with your charting or shift huddles.

🥦 Fiber Is Your BFF

Sneak in fiber-rich snacks—chia pudding, apples, hummus and veggies, or even a high-fiber protein bar stashed in your bag like a secret weapon.

🚶‍♀️ Movement Matters

Even if it’s just walking laps around the unit or doing squats while waiting on pharmacy (don’t knock it!), keep things moving.

🧘‍♀️ Relax Your Nervous System

Stress literally shuts down digestion. Try deep breathing in the med room, stretching, or playing music on your commute to switch off the cortisol faucet.

💩 Make Time to Poop (Seriously)

Normalize taking five minutes. Yes, the unit might survive without you for 300 seconds. You can’t pour from an empty cup—or poop with a full colon. 😉

Bottom Line? Don’t Ignore Your Bottom 🧻❤️

Holding your poop for 13-hour shifts isn’t just uncomfortable—it’s a slow sabotage of your gut, skin, and sanity. Nurses are incredible, but we’re also human. Let’s start treating ourselves with the same care we give our patients.

Your colon—and your complexion—will thank you.

⚠️ Disclaimer (Because I’m a Nurse, Not Your Nurse 😉)
This blog is for general education and entertainment purposes only. Always consult with your doctor, dietitian, dermatologist, or wound/ostomy care specialist—especially if you have specific conditions, allergies, or a medical device like an ostomy.

What Happens to Your Skin When You Don’t Eat Enough Protein 🍳💪

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Let’s get something straight: protein isn’t just for bodybuilders or those aggressively blending spinach into their smoothies at 6 a.m. (you know who you are 😏). As a wound and ostomy nurse with over two decades of skin-and-gut obsession, I’m here to lovingly scream this from the rooftops:

🥩 PROTEIN = SKIN POWER.
And when you’re not getting enough? Oh honey, your skin knows—and it’s not happy about it.

So, What Does Happen to Your Skin?

1. Delayed Wound Healing 🐢

If you’ve got a surgical incision, pressure injury, or even a tiny cut, low protein levels can seriously slow your body’s ability to repair. As a wound care nurse, I see this all the time. Protein provides amino acids—aka the building blocks of new tissue. Without enough, your body is like a construction site with no bricks or builders.

2. Thinning Skin = Rips, Tears, & Sadness 😢

Thin, fragile skin isn’t just a grandma thing. It’s a protein deficiency thing. Collagen and elastin (those bouncy, plump skin superheroes) are protein-based. No protein? No bounce. No strength. Just skin that bruises easily and tears like wet tissue.

3. Increased Inflammation = Acne, Eczema, Flare-Ups 🔥

When your gut isn’t getting what it needs—hello again, protein—it starts to panic. Cue the inflammation party. And where does that show up? Yup, your skin. Think breakouts, redness, and those weird rashes that make you Google things you shouldn’t.

4. Hair and Nails Suffer Too 💅🚿

Okay, not technically skin, but they’re all part of your integumentary system (yay, science!). Brittle nails, thinning hair, and dry, flaky scalp often point to—you guessed it—low protein intake.

How Much Protein Do You Actually Need?

It varies by weight, activity level, and health status (and yes, the type of ostomy you have). A common general rule is 0.8 to 1.2 grams of protein per kilogram of body weight per day—but wound healing needs? Way higher. Think 1.5–2.0g/kg. Always talk with a dietitian for personalized guidance!

Protein-Rich Foods I Love 🍽️

Here’s a few of my go-to faves for glowing skin and strong healing:

  • Eggs 🥚 – affordable, versatile, and full of biotin too!
  • Salmon 🐟 – Omega-3s + protein = skin magic
  • Greek yogurt 🍦 – protein-packed AND probiotic-rich
  • Tofu & Lentils 🌱 – plant-based protein with fiber for gut love
  • Collagen powders – not a miracle, but helpful as part of a balanced intake!

For My Ostomates 👀

⚠️ Your protein needs may be higher, especially with an ileostomy (more losses!) or active wounds around your stoma. Don’t guess—ask your wound/ostomy nurse or dietitian for help. It’s literally what we’re here for. 💁‍♀️

TL;DR — Protein = Skin Fuel 🚀

If your skin feels papery, your wounds are dragging their feet to heal, or your poop just looks… weird (you knew I’d mention poop 💩), it might be time to check your protein intake.

And remember, it’s not just what you put on your skin. It’s what you feed your gut that helps it all shine.

⚠️ Disclaimer (Because I’m a Nurse, Not Your Nurse 😉)
This blog is for general education and entertainment purposes only. Always consult with your doctor, dietitian, dermatologist, or wound/ostomy care specialist—especially if you have specific conditions, allergies, or a medical device like an ostomy.

Father Figures & Fiber: Why Your Dad Needs to Poop Better 💩🌾

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Fiber-packed advice with a side of colon-friendly love

Hey there, fiber fans and gut guardians! 👋 Let’s talk about something that doesn’t get nearly enough attention in Father’s Day cards: your dad’s bowel habits. Yep, we’re going there. Because as a nurse who’s seen the backside (literally) of gut issues—from constipation to skin breakdown—I can tell you this: poop matters. A lot. Especially when it comes to the skin, energy, and overall health of the men we love.

And if your dad’s idea of “fiber” is the crust on a pizza or the lettuce under a burger patty… this one’s for him. 🍕

🚽 Why Dads (and All Men) Need Better Fiber Habits

Let’s be real: many men weren’t raised to think about gut health unless something explodes or bleeds. That “tough it out” mentality? Not great for digestion. Over time, low-fiber diets can lead to:

  • Constipation (hello, gut bloat and grumpiness)
  • Diverticulosis
  • Hemorrhoids
  • Skin issues (yes, your gut affects your skin!)
  • Sluggish wound healing (big deal for post-op dads)

🌾 Fiber: The Unsung Hero of Dad Wellness

Fiber isn’t just a buzzword—it’s essential for gut motility, toxin elimination, and keeping that gut microbiome in balance. And guess what? A happy gut = better skin, better energy, and fewer mystery rashes.

Here’s how fiber helps:

  • Feeds the good bacteria in your gut (prebiotics FTW!)
  • Keeps things moving, preventing the dreaded nurse-diagnosed “bowel traffic jam”
  • Helps regulate cholesterol and blood sugar
  • Supports immune function (yes, the gut is a big part of immunity!)

🥕 Simple Fiber Upgrades for Father Figures

Let’s not overhaul dad’s entire diet in one day. Here’s how to sneak fiber in without a full-blown quinoa intervention:

  1. Swap white for brown – whole grain bread, brown rice, and whole wheat pasta.
  2. Add flax or chia seeds to smoothies, yogurt, or even his morning cereal.
  3. Upgrade snacks – roasted chickpeas, trail mix, or fruit with skin (yes, apples count).
  4. Start with soup or salad – fiber in the form of beans, lentils, or leafy greens.
  5. Don’t forget water! 💧 Fiber without hydration is like driving a car with no gas.

💩 But Wait—Let’s Talk About Poop

Normal doesn’t mean once a week. Regular, formed, easy-to-pass poops are a sign of gut wellness. Fiber helps normalize bowel patterns and supports colon health in a big way. So if dad’s a once-a-week kind of guy… it’s time to fiber-up.

🧴 The Gut-Skin Connection (Yep, Even for Dudes)

Low fiber → gut inflammation → poor detox → skin breakouts, dullness, or eczema flares. Yes, even rugged dads get rosacea and dry patches. A fiber-rich diet helps filter toxins, reduce inflammation, and keep skin clearer from the inside out.

🎁 Father’s Day Challenge: Give Dad the Gift of Good Poops

Make it fun (or funny). Try:

  • A fiber-packed breakfast together (oats with berries)
  • A poop journal (seriously)
  • A new water bottle (hydration = gut love)
  • A copy of this blog post, gently folded and placed next to his remote 🛋️📺

⚠️ Disclaimer (Because I’m a Nurse, Not Your Nurse 😉)
This blog is for general education and entertainment purposes only. Always consult with your doctor, dietitian, dermatologist or wound/ostomy care specialist—especially if you have specific conditions, allergies, or a medical device like an ostomy. What works for one person might not work for another—especially if we’re talking ileostomy vs colostomy vs urostomy—big differences, folks!

💧 Hydration Habits: Why Water Is a Free Anti-Aging Tool

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Let’s talk about the real MVP of your skincare routine—plain ol’ water. Not a fancy serum. Not a $150 cream with a name that sounds like a European vacation. Just H₂O—available from your tap, your bottle, or that emotional support water tumbler we all carry around now. (I see you 👀)

As a nurse with 22 years under my belt—and as someone deep in the trenches of wound and ostomy care—trust me when I say: hydration is not optional. It’s the unsung hero behind healthy skin, better digestion, and smoother poops (yep, we’re going there).

🧴 Water = Skin’s Natural Moisturizer

Dry skin isn’t just about what you slather on. If you’re dehydrated, your skin will show it. Think dull, flaky, fine lines that suddenly look less “fine” and more like “deep concerns.”

Hydration helps:

  • Improve skin elasticity
  • Reduce the appearance of wrinkles
  • Keep your skin barrier happy (hello, fewer breakouts and irritation!)

💡Pro Tip: Drinking water won’t erase your crow’s feet overnight—but it will give your skin a fighting chance. Plus, hydrated skin heals better. And if you’ve got a wound (or even just a stubborn zit), healing matters.

💩 Gut Check: Water Keeps Things Moving

Constipated? Crampy? Bloated like a balloon at a toddler’s birthday party?

You might just need more water.

Your digestive system needs hydration to keep food moving, absorb nutrients, and keep your poop from turning into bricks (especially for folks with an ostomy—output consistency is key 🔑).

🌀 Fun nurse fact: Even your colon has feelings—when it’s dehydrated, it holds onto water like it’s prepping for a desert trek. That means slower motility and, you guessed it, poop problems.

💥 Dehydration Looks Like…

  • Headaches
  • Fatigue
  • Dull, saggy skin
  • Funky breath
  • Cranky gut (gas, constipation, sluggish digestion)
  • And yes… more pronounced wrinkles 😬

🥤 Hydration Habits That Actually Work

Let’s keep it simple, nurse-style:

  1. Start your day with water before coffee. Your gut will thank you.
  2. Aim for 8 cups a day—but adjust for activity, climate, and personal needs.
  3. Add fruit or cucumber for flavor if you’re bored (hydration doesn’t have to be bland).
  4. Track it if you’re forgetful. (We all are. Nurses are chronically dehydrated from shift life.)
  5. Eat your water – cucumbers, watermelon, lettuce, and bone broth all count!

🧪 For My Ostomates:

Hydration is CRUCIAL, especially for those with an ileostomy, where water absorption is reduced. Low hydration = thicker output, which increases the risk of pancaking, leaks, and skin issues. Not fun.
💡 Electrolyte balance matters too! Consider low-sugar oral rehydration drinks when needed.

👵 Bonus: Hydration & Aging Gracefully

Water won’t stop time—but it can soften its effects:

  • Hydrated skin = plumper appearance
  • Better digestion = fewer breakouts, more glow
  • Fewer UTIs, better circulation, more energy—what’s not to love?

Basically, water is the Botox of the gut-skin connection… but cheaper and with fewer needles.

⚠️ Disclaimer (Because I’m a Nurse, Not Your Nurse 😉)

This blog is for general education and entertainment purposes only. Always consult with your doctor, dietitian, dermatologist or wound/ostomy care specialist—especially if you have specific conditions, allergies, or a medical device like an ostomy. What works for one person might not work for another (especially if we’re talking ileostomy vs colostomy vs urostomy—big differences, folks!).

Now go refill that water bottle, friend. Your gut, skin, and nurse-brain will thank you. 💦🧠✨

💩 What Your Poop Is Telling You (And When to Worry)

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From a Nurse Who Talks About Poop Like It’s Her Job—Because It Is

Let’s normalize something real quick: talking about poop.
Because as a nurse with 22 years in the game—and plenty of time spent in wound and ostomy care—let me tell you, poop is one of the most honest health reporters you’ll ever meet. Forget the fancy wearables and wellness apps; your stool is the original body feedback system. It tells you everything from hydration status to digestion drama to whether or not your kombucha obsession is paying off.

So yes, today we’re going there. I’m in my 40s, and I’ve had more conversations about poop than most people have had about their careers—and I’m proud of it. Let’s break down what your daily (or not-so-daily) deposit is saying about your overall health, and when it’s time to raise an eyebrow… or call your doc.

💩 First, What Is “Normal” Poop?

Welcome to the Bristol Stool Chart—every nurse’s favorite dinner topic. It classifies poop into 7 types:

  • Type 1: Hard pellets (aka rabbit poop). Hello, constipation.
  • Type 2: Lumpy sausage. Still constipated, but working on it.
  • Type 3 & 4: Smooth sausage or soft log. 🎯 Gold standard of poop.
  • Type 5: Soft blobs with clear edges. Okay, maybe had too much fiber.
  • Type 6 & 7: Mushy or watery. Now we’re in diarrhea territory.

Ideal poop? Type 3 or 4. Smooth, soft, easy to pass, and about the length of a banana. Bonus points if you barely need toilet paper. 🧻

🧠 What Poop Can Tell You About Your Health

1. Color Commentary

  • Brown = Gold star! That’s bilirubin doing its job.
  • Green = Fast transit time or too much kale. Not usually a crisis.
  • Yellow = Fat malabsorption (watch for floating, greasy stools).
  • Black or red = 🚨 Call your provider. Could indicate bleeding.
  • Pale, clay-colored = Possible bile duct issue. Check in with your doc.

👩‍⚕️ Nurse tip: If your stool looks like a Halloween decoration or smells like a dead raccoon in the sun, it’s worth checking out.

2. Consistency Is Key

If you’re pooping rabbit pellets on Monday and have a butt volcano by Wednesday, something’s off. Stress, hydration, hormones, food intolerances, antibiotics—all of these affect your gut rhythm.

  • Constipation: Drink more water, move more, up your fiber. Magnesium citrate is my go-to sidekick.
  • Diarrhea: Rule out infection, food triggers, or gut imbalances. Too many sugar-free gums can cause chaos too—yes, I’m looking at you, xylitol.

3. Odor Clues (Yes, the Smell Matters)

All poop stinks—but sudden, knock-you-out foulness could mean:

  • Poor digestion
  • Infection (think C. diff)
  • Food intolerance (hello, lactose!)
  • Malabsorption (especially if it’s oily or sticky)

Don’t ignore new stink levels that linger. Your poop should not require a hazmat evacuation plan.

🚽 When to Worry (A Nurse’s Real Talk)

Here’s when poop deserves more than a passing thought:

  • Blood (bright or dark)
  • Ongoing diarrhea or constipation (more than a few days)
  • Severe abdominal pain
  • Weight loss without trying
  • Floating, greasy stools (every time)
  • Changes in color or consistency that last over a week

If your gut’s been acting like a moody teenager for more than a week, it’s time to bring in a professional.

🥬 How to Make Your Poop… Well, Poop Better

Healthy poop starts with gut-friendly habits. Here’s what I recommend (and practice myself):

  • Fiber daily: Aim for 25–35g. Veggies, fruits, oats, chia seeds.
  • Hydrate like a boss: Water helps everything move.
  • Move your body: Exercise = better motility.
  • Probiotics: Yogurt, kefir, sauerkraut—or a good supplement.
  • Prebiotics: Feed the good bugs with garlic, onions, asparagus, etc.
  • Watch your stress: Cortisol and your colon are NOT friends.

💬 Final Flush

You don’t need to be obsessed with your poop—but you should be checking in with it. Your stool is basically your gut’s way of texting you, and ignoring it is like leaving your doctor on read.

So the next time you drop a deuce, take a peek. Is it shaped like a banana? Does it flush with pride? Great. If not—your body might be nudging you to make a few gut-friendly tweaks.

And hey, if you’ve got an ostomy, your output tells a story too! (But that’s another post—coming soon.)

Here’s to healthy guts, glowing skin, and poop that makes you proud. 💩✨

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