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Stress Poops, Hormonal Bloat, and Other Things Nobody Talks About 💩🙃

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Let’s get real for a second. If you’ve ever been running to the bathroom before a big presentation or felt like a balloon during “that time of the month,” you’re not alone—and you’re definitely not weird. As a nurse with a love for all things skin, gut, and wellness, I can confidently say: our bodies are hilarious, confusing, and beautifully complex.

So today, we’re talking about the “taboo” stuff: stress poops, hormonal bloat, gut mood swings—and yes, how all of it can affect your skin too.

💥 1. Stress Poops Are a Real Thing (And Totally Common)

Ever noticed how your belly has zero chill when you’re overwhelmed? That’s your gut-brain axis at work. Stress activates your sympathetic nervous system (hello, fight or flight), which speeds up your gut motility. Translation: 💨 everything’s moving fast—maybe too fast.

You might experience:

  • Loose stools or urgency
  • Cramping
  • Gas or bloating
  • Flare-ups if you have IBS

Nurse tip: Deep breathing, walking, or sipping peppermint tea before stressful events can help calm your vagus nerve—your gut’s best friend.

💃 2. Hormonal Bloat: Not Just a “Period Problem”

Hormones are bossy little things. Estrogen and progesterone fluctuate throughout your cycle, and these shifts can slow down digestion, increase water retention, and cause major bloat.

You might notice:

  • Puffy face (hi, mirror!)
  • Sluggish digestion
  • Skin breakouts (especially around the chin)

Nurse tip: Drink more water (yes, it actually helps with bloat), add magnesium-rich foods like leafy greens or pumpkin seeds, and support your liver with foods like cruciferous veggies. It all helps detox those excess hormones.

😳 3. Anxiety and the “Nervous Tummy”

Ever had to scan the room for a bathroom just in case your nerves triggered your stomach? That’s not just in your head (well… it kind of is—but also your gut). Emotional stress changes your gut flora and affects your entire digestive process.

What helps:

  • Journaling or therapy (mental health = gut health)
  • Adaptogens like ashwagandha (check with your doc!)
  • Probiotics (especially strains like Lactobacillus rhamnosus GG)

🧖‍♀️ 4. Gut Drama = Skin Drama

Here’s where it gets juicy. When your gut is inflamed or stressed, your skin gets the memo. You might see:

  • Acne
  • Redness
  • Dullness
  • Dryness or excess oil

It’s not just what you put on your skin, it’s what’s going on inside too.

Nurse-approved glow tips:

  • Hydrate like it’s your job 💧
  • Eat fermented foods 🥬
  • Get enough fiber (think chia, flax, berries)
  • Limit ultra-processed foods (your gut and skin will thank you)

🧠 You’re Not “Too Sensitive”—You’re in Tune

Your gut feelings are valid. Poop, bloat, and skin freak-outs are often messages, not malfunctions. They’re clues from your amazing, interconnected body.

You’re not broken. You’re incredibly complex—and that’s kind of awesome.

Final Thoughts from Your Favorite Gut-Obsessed Nurse 💁‍♀️

We don’t talk about these things enough, so here’s your permission slip to stop suffering in silence. Whether you’re dealing with hormonal swings, post-stress poops, or unexplained zits on your jawline—your body is trying to communicate.

Start listening. Start supporting. And laugh about it when you can. 💩😅

⚠️ Disclaimer (Because I’m a Nurse, Not Your Nurse 😉)

This blog is for general education and entertainment purposes only. Always consult with your doctor, dietitian, dermatologist, or wound/ostomy care specialist—especially if you have specific conditions, allergies, or a medical device like an ostomy. What works for one person might not work for another (especially if we’re talking ileostomy vs colostomy vs urostomy—big differences, folks!).

Want more skin-gut-wellness real talk?

Don’t forget to check out my other posts on wound healing nutrition, poop-friendly meals, and my favorite skincare products for nurses on long shifts. 🚽✨

Constipation Crisis: Why Nurses Don’t Poop Like They Used To 💩🚽

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A gut-check from a wound & ostomy nurse who knows the struggle is real (and real slow)

Let’s talk about something near, dear, and backed up—our bowels.
If you’re a nurse (or anyone in healthcare), you already know: Nurses don’t poop like they used to. Somewhere between the 12-hour shifts, too much caffeine, too little hydration, and holding our bladder until it feels like a personal achievement… our guts have thrown in the towel.

As a nurse, (most of them spent talking about poop more than most people talk about the weather), I’ve seen it all. From chronic constipation to stress diarrhea, to the poor soul who swore she hadn’t pooped since the last full moon—gut health is no joke. And it’s way more connected to our skin, mood, energy, and wound healing than most people realize.

So today, I’m diving deep into the constipation crisis, nurse edition.

🚫 Why Nurses Are the Constipation Poster Children

Let’s break it down, shall we?

1. We Never Sit Still (Except on the Toilet, Praying for a Movement)

On our feet all day, running from room to room, charting while standing… we burn calories but somehow forget to drink water or even breathe properly. Hydration? Fiber? Regular meals? LOL.

2. Caffeine Is Our Blood Type

Coffee to wake up. More coffee to stay awake. Maybe an energy drink for the night shift. That much caffeine can dehydrate you AND slow digestion, even though it’s technically a stimulant. Betrayal.

3. We Ignore Our Bodies

Feel the urge to poop at 9 a.m.? Sorry, you’re in wound care rounds until noon. By the time you’re free, your colon has emotionally shut down and decided to store that stool indefinitely.

4. Shift Work & Stress = Gut Confusion

Your body loves a rhythm. Your schedule? Absolute chaos. Add stress, skipped meals, no sleep, and your microbiome starts googling “How to apply for early retirement.”

💩 Constipation Isn’t Just Inconvenient—It’s a Skin + Gut Issue

This is where my love of gut health and skin care nerdiness collide. Constipation isn’t just a plumbing problem—it impacts:

  • Detoxification: If you’re not pooping, you’re reabsorbing toxins meant to exit. That can show up as acne, dull skin, breakouts, and more.
  • Inflammation: Sluggish bowels can increase systemic inflammation, which slows down wound healing and messes with your skin barrier.
  • Hormone Balance: Estrogen is excreted via the gut. If you’re not going, hormones recirculate. Hello, mood swings and breakouts.
  • Mood + Energy: Your gut helps make neurotransmitters. A backed-up colon can lead to foggy thinking, fatigue, and straight-up irritability.

👩‍⚕️ Nurse Truth: If you’re constipated and cranky, it’s probably connected.

🚽 What Can You Actually Do (That Doesn’t Involve Quitting Your Job)?

Yes, we’re busy. But your gut deserves more than a once-a-week courtesy flush. Here’s what I suggest:

✅ Hydrate Like It’s Your Side Hustle

Keep a giant water bottle at your station. Chug during charting. Add electrolytes if plain water bores you.

✅ Fiber Up—But Gently

Start with chia seeds, flaxseed, oats, or berries. Don’t go from 5g to 30g in one day, unless you enjoy bloating and regret.

✅ Magnesium Is Magic

Magnesium citrate or glycinate helps move things along and eases muscle tension (which we ALL need). Just start low and go slow.

✅ Move It, Even Just a Bit

Desk job? Stretch. Walk the hallway. Do squats in the breakroom (bonus: coworkers think you’re fitness goals).

✅ Poop Routine = Gut Gold

Try to poop at the same time each day. Sit. Breathe. Do not scroll. Your colon deserves your full attention.

✅ Probiotics + Prebiotics

Balance your gut flora with fermented foods (yogurt, kimchi, kefir) and prebiotic-rich foods (onions, garlic, bananas).

🧻 Final Flush: Nurses Deserve Smooth Moves, Too

Let’s not normalize constipation. Let’s normalize talking about it—and doing something about it. Because regular poops aren’t just about comfort. They’re about whole-body health—from your skin to your stress level to how well that surgical site heals.

So here’s to fiber, hydration, and pooping like a nurse who finally remembered she has a digestive system.

Need help getting your gut back on track?
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💩 Because constipation may be common, but that doesn’t mean it’s normal.