Gut Check: 7 Signs Your Microbiome Is Out of Whack

A nurse’s guide to the microscopic chaos in your gut—and how to fix it

Let’s start with the truth: your gut isn’t just a glorified food tube—it’s home to trillions of tiny organisms that basically run your health show. We’re talking bacteria, yeasts, and other microscopic freeloaders who can either be helpful roommates or the kind who never do their dishes and steal your toilet paper.

I’ve seen what happens when your gut microbiome gets out of balance—and it’s not pretty. Think skin flare-ups, brain fog, bloating that makes you look 6 months pregnant (without the baby), and a mood that changes faster than a toddler denied snacks.

So if you’re feeling “off” and can’t quite put your finger on why, it might be time for a gut check—literally.


🦠 Wait, What’s the Microbiome Again?

Your gut microbiome is the collection of bacteria, fungi, and other microorganisms living in your digestive tract. These little guys help with:

  • Digesting your food
  • Producing vitamins
  • Regulating your immune system
  • Keeping your skin clear
  • Balancing your mood
    (Yes—your gut and brain text each other daily. It’s a thing.)

When your microbiome is happy, you’re glowing, going, and thriving. When it’s out of whack… chaos ensues.


🚨 7 Signs Your Microbiome Might Be Throwing a Fit

1. You’re Bloated After Everything. Even Water.

Bloating is like your gut’s way of passive-aggressively saying, “Help me!” If you’re suddenly puffing up after basic meals, it could mean your gut bacteria are having a turf war—or you’re not digesting carbs and fibers well.

2. Bathroom Habits Are… Unpredictable

Pooping like a champ one day, and nothing the next? Or maybe you’re riding the diarrhea express with no end in sight? A healthy gut = regular, comfortable BMs. If your output looks like it belongs on the Bristol Stool Chart’s warning end (types 1 or 7), something’s up.

💩 Nurse tip: The “gold standard” poop is a smooth, sausage-shaped log that doesn’t require a toilet paper workout.

3. You’re Breaking Out, and It’s Not Hormones

Adult acne? Eczema? Rosacea that’s suddenly raging? Skin issues can be a red flag for internal inflammation—and your gut is often ground zero. The gut-skin connection is real, and I’ve seen wound healing slow way down when gut health isn’t addressed.

4. You’re Tired, But Can’t Sleep

Exhausted but wide awake at 3 a.m.? Your gut bacteria help regulate your sleep-wake cycle and produce neurotransmitters like serotonin. If you’re sleep-deprived, cranky, and reaching for your fifth coffee by 10 a.m., it might be your microbiome crying for help.

5. Your Mood Is All Over the Place

Ever felt hangry? Now imagine your gut’s been inflamed for weeks—cue anxiety, irritability, or even depression. There’s a reason they call the gut the “second brain.” (And no, it’s not because it overthinks everything too.)

6. Sugar Cravings Are Running the Show

Bad bacteria love sugar. If you’re constantly craving sweets or carbs, those little gut gremlins may be hijacking your taste buds to feed their own survival. I promise—your microbiome is sneakier than a toddler with a Sharpie.

7. You’ve Been on Antibiotics (and Never Rebalanced)

Antibiotics save lives—but they also wipe out the good guys in your gut. If you’ve been on antibiotics recently (or frequently over the years), and never followed up with probiotics or gut-healing foods, your internal ecosystem might be missing some key players.


🛠️ So… What Can You Do About It?

Glad you asked! You can absolutely get your microbiome back on track. Here’s what I recommend, nurse-approved and 100% real-world doable:

✅ Eat More Plants (Fiber Is Food for Your Good Bacteria)

Aim for 20–30 different plant foods a week. Yes, variety matters more than just “eating healthy.”

✅ Add Fermented Foods

Think yogurt, kefir, kimchi, sauerkraut, miso. These natural probiotics help reintroduce good bugs.

✅ Drink More Water

Hydration helps everything move—including the good bugs.

✅ Move Your Body

Even light exercise helps support digestion and microbiome diversity.

✅ Manage Stress

Easier said than done, I know. But meditation, breathwork, or even walking outside can keep cortisol from turning your gut into a warzone.

✅ Avoid Artificial Sweeteners

Some (like sucralose) can disrupt your gut bacteria and lead to bloating and glucose issues.


💬 Final Thought: Your Gut Is Talking. Are You Listening?

You don’t need a PhD in microbiology to spot when your gut is out of balance. You just need to pay attention to the signals: poop changes, skin flare-ups, cravings, mood swings, and bloating that makes you rethink your outfit.

Your microbiome wants you to feel good, glow brighter, and poop like a pro. Show it some love, and it’ll love you back—from your brain to your skin and everything in between.


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💧 Hydration Habits: Why Water Is a Free Anti-Aging Tool

Let’s talk about the real MVP of your skincare routine—plain ol’ water. Not a fancy serum. Not a $150 cream with a name that sounds like a European vacation. Just H₂O—available from your tap, your bottle, or that emotional support water tumbler we all carry around now. (I see you 👀)

As a nurse with 22 years under my belt—and as someone deep in the trenches of wound and ostomy care—trust me when I say: hydration is not optional. It’s the unsung hero behind healthy skin, better digestion, and smoother poops (yep, we’re going there).


🧴 Water = Skin’s Natural Moisturizer

Dry skin isn’t just about what you slather on. If you’re dehydrated, your skin will show it. Think dull, flaky, fine lines that suddenly look less “fine” and more like “deep concerns.”

Hydration helps:

  • Improve skin elasticity
  • Reduce the appearance of wrinkles
  • Keep your skin barrier happy (hello, fewer breakouts and irritation!)

💡Pro Tip: Drinking water won’t erase your crow’s feet overnight—but it will give your skin a fighting chance. Plus, hydrated skin heals better. And if you’ve got a wound (or even just a stubborn zit), healing matters.


💩 Gut Check: Water Keeps Things Moving

Constipated? Crampy? Bloated like a balloon at a toddler’s birthday party?

You might just need more water.

Your digestive system needs hydration to keep food moving, absorb nutrients, and keep your poop from turning into bricks (especially for folks with an ostomy—output consistency is key 🔑).

🌀 Fun nurse fact: Even your colon has feelings—when it’s dehydrated, it holds onto water like it’s prepping for a desert trek. That means slower motility and, you guessed it, poop problems.


💥 Dehydration Looks Like…

  • Headaches
  • Fatigue
  • Dull, saggy skin
  • Funky breath
  • Cranky gut (gas, constipation, sluggish digestion)
  • And yes… more pronounced wrinkles 😬

🥤 Hydration Habits That Actually Work

Let’s keep it simple, nurse-style:

  1. Start your day with water before coffee. Your gut will thank you.
  2. Aim for 8 cups a day—but adjust for activity, climate, and personal needs.
  3. Add fruit or cucumber for flavor if you’re bored (hydration doesn’t have to be bland).
  4. Track it if you’re forgetful. (We all are. Nurses are chronically dehydrated from shift life.)
  5. Eat your water – cucumbers, watermelon, lettuce, and bone broth all count!

🧪 For My Ostomates:

Hydration is CRUCIAL, especially for those with an ileostomy, where water absorption is reduced. Low hydration = thicker output, which increases the risk of pancaking, leaks, and skin issues. Not fun.
💡 Electrolyte balance matters too! Consider low-sugar oral rehydration drinks when needed.


👵 Bonus: Hydration & Aging Gracefully

Water won’t stop time—but it can soften its effects:

  • Hydrated skin = plumper appearance
  • Better digestion = fewer breakouts, more glow
  • Fewer UTIs, better circulation, more energy—what’s not to love?

Basically, water is the Botox of the gut-skin connection… but cheaper and with fewer needles.


⚠️ Disclaimer (Because I’m a Nurse, Not Your Nurse 😉)

This blog is for general education and entertainment purposes only. Always consult with your doctor, dietitian, dermatologist or wound/ostomy care specialist—especially if you have specific conditions, allergies, or a medical device like an ostomy. What works for one person might not work for another (especially if we’re talking ileostomy vs colostomy vs urostomy—big differences, folks!).


Now go refill that water bottle, friend. Your gut, skin, and nurse-brain will thank you. 💦🧠✨


Sunscreen for Nurses: Best Picks for Long Shifts & Real Life

Because our skin deserves more than fluorescent lighting and chart stress.


Let’s be real—most nurses can run on caffeine, half a protein bar, and a prayer. But when it comes to sun protection, we need to do better. Especially if you’re like me—a nurse in her 40s who’s now obsessed with preventing wrinkles, hyperpigmentation, and those rogue forehead freckles that showed up during a parking lot walk from hell.

As a wound and ostomy care nurse, I preach barrier protection all day. So yes, that includes the most underappreciated one: your skin’s barrier against UV radiation.

Let’s talk real-life sunscreen—what works for long shifts, under PPE, on sweaty days, and for skin that still needs to breathe, heal, and GLOW.


☀️ Why Nurses Actually Need Sunscreen at Work

You might be thinking, “I’m inside all day!”

Okay, but hear me out:

  • Windows let in UVA rays – yes, the aging ones.
  • Quick outdoor runs (lunch break, shift change, fire drills) = sneaky UV exposure.
  • Hospital lights + devices emit blue light that contributes to skin aging and pigmentation.

Add that to 12-hour shifts and constant skin barrier stress from sweat, masks, hand sanitizer, and friction—your skin deserves armor.


👩‍⚕️ Nurse-Approved Sunscreen Criteria:

We’re not asking for luxury here. We’re asking for:

  • Non-greasy
  • Fast-absorbing
  • No white cast (we don’t have time to blend)
  • Safe for sensitive skin (wound nurse approved!)
  • Plays nice with makeup or bare faces
  • Doesn’t break you out by hour six

And yes—affordable, because let’s be honest: we still haven’t been reimbursed for that “unpaid lunch break.”


🧴 Top Sunscreen Picks for Nurses Who Don’t Sit Still

1. EltaMD UV Clear SPF 46

⭐️ Dermatologist favorite
✅ Lightweight, great under masks, ideal for acne-prone skin
💊 Packed with niacinamide (hello skin barrier support!)

Perfect for: Anyone dealing with maskne or rosacea flare-ups.


2. La Roche-Posay Anthelios Melt-In Milk SPF 60

☁️ Super smooth, sheer, and hydrating
💪 Holds up during sweaty shifts or power walks
🌿 Gentle enough for sensitive skin

Perfect for: Nurses who hustle in and out of the building.


3. Neutrogena Hydro Boost Water Gel SPF 30

💧 Cooling, water-based formula
💸 Budget-friendly and drugstore accessible
🏃‍♀️ Absorbs fast so you’re not late for huddle

Perfect for: Nurses who need zero-fuss SPF.


4. Colorescience Sunforgettable Brush-On SPF 50

🖌 Powder format—great for mid-shift reapplication
✨ Sets makeup and soaks up sweat
🚑 Can be used over PPE with no mess

Perfect for: ICU/ER folks who can’t reapply lotion during chaos.


5. Black Girl Sunscreen SPF 30

🌈 Inclusive formula with zero white cast
💧 Super moisturizing
🧴 Great for dry, mature, or melanin-rich skin

Perfect for: Everyone who’s been ghosted by mineral sunscreens.


💡 Bonus Tips for Shifts Under Stress & Sweat:

  • Apply before your shift (even if it’s 5:15 AM—your skin clock is watching).
  • Keep a mini SPF in your scrub pocket or locker for mid-day reups.
  • Pair with antioxidant serums like Vitamin C to boost sun protection.
  • Hydrate – because UV exposure + dehydration = dull, tired skin.

🧠 Gut-Skin Connection Alert: UV damage increases skin inflammation. A poor gut microbiome? Makes it worse. Feed your gut and protect your face = double win.


🩺 Real Talk From a Nurse in Her 40s

I’ve seen the effects of UV damage on wound healing, skin tears, and long-term skin integrity. I’ve also seen coworkers skip sunscreen, then wonder where the crepey texture came from (hint: it wasn’t the night shift pizza).

So let this be your reminder: prevention is everything. One less wrinkle, one less sunspot, one more glow-up.


☀️ Final Thought:

You spend your days caring for everyone else. Your skin? It’s part of your story—and it deserves care too. So before you dive into another long shift, do the 30-second thing that future you will thank you for.

🧱 Beyond the Face: Nurse-Approved Skin Barrier Tips (and the Gut Connection You’re Probably Ignoring)

Spoiler: it’s not just your face that deserves love.


Skin barrier health goes way beyond your face. Learn how gut health impacts barrier function, and why your underboob, sacrum, and elbows deserve just as much love. Nurse-approved skincare tips that blend clinical credibility and gut-skin truth.


Let’s Be Honest: When’s the Last Time You Moisturized Your Elbows?

Or showed your underboob skin some barrier cream love? Or gave your belly folds a legit spa moment?

Exactly.

As a wound care nurse in her fabulous 40s—with a passion for poop and peptides—I’m here to tell you: 👉 Your skin barrier is not just a cute TikTok trend. It’s real. It’s vital. And it goes far beyond your face.

So let’s chat about the forgotten skin, barrier basics, gut health, and why ceramides should absolutely be your new BFF.


🧱 What Is the Skin Barrier, and Why Should You Care?

Think of your skin barrier like a brick wall:

  • 🧱 Skin cells = the bricks
  • 🧈 Lipids (fats) = the mortar holding it together

When that barrier is healthy, it keeps moisture in and irritants out. But when it’s damaged—through overwashing, harsh products, friction (hello, PPE life), or inflammation—it’s like a wall with missing bricks.

Cue: dryness, burning, cracking, rashes, mystery flaking at the worst times.

🩺 Nurse Note:

I see broken skin barriers every single day—from sacral wounds and underboob irritation to overzealous retinol regrets. The good news? It’s fixable. With the right plan.


🧴 Ceramides: The Unsung Heroes of Skin Health

Ceramides are natural fats that make up about 50% of your stratum corneum (your outermost skin layer). Translation: they’re a big deal.

Low ceramide levels = dry, irritated, inflamed skin.

Ceramides help:

  • Lock in moisture
  • Strengthen the skin barrier
  • Protect against bacteria and toxins
  • Reduce inflammation

And no—it’s not just your face that needs them.

Apply ceramide-rich creams to:

  • Hands (after 437 hand washes)
  • Inner thighs (chafing is real 😊)
  • Under breasts (sweat + yeast = no thanks)
  • Sacrum and buttocks (especially if sedentary)
  • Belly folds or other friction-prone areas

💡 Forgotten Skin Zones That Deserve Barrier Cream

If you’ve ever:

  • Treated MASD (moisture-associated skin damage)
  • Fought a diaper rash stronger than a toddler’s will
  • Dealt with heat rash under a belly fold after a shift in scrubs…

…then you know.

MVP barrier ingredients:

  • Zinc oxide: anti-inflammatory, creates a physical barrier
  • Dimethicone: smooths and protects skin
  • Petrolatum: locks in moisture (yes, super cheap)

Pair barrier creams with ceramides for next-level results.


🔬 The Gut-Skin Connection: What’s Inside Shows Up Outside

Recent research continues to show what nurses (and grandmas) have known for years: When your gut’s unhappy, your skin acts out.

According to a 2023 review in Frontiers in Microbiology:

  • Dysbiosis (imbalanced gut flora) has been linked to acne, eczema, psoriasis, and delayed wound healing.
  • A healthy gut can increase ceramide production in the skin and improve barrier function.

Signs your gut may be affecting your skin:

  • Unexplained dryness or flaking
  • Red, irritated patches (even in odd places)
  • Slow healing after minor injuries
  • Recurring rashes, especially with stress or diet changes

Key gut-skin supporters:

  • Probiotics & prebiotics: balance gut flora
  • Omega-3s: reduce inflammation
  • Zinc & vitamin A: aid in skin repair
  • Fiber: feeds the good bacteria

👩‍⚕️ Personal Story: From Cracked Skin to Ceramide Queen

After one particularly chaotic week (back-to-back shifts, minimal water, lots of stress, zero vegetables), I noticed the skin under my sports bra looked like it had lost a fight with sandpaper.

I swapped in a ceramide-heavy moisturizer and a barrier cream with zinc oxide. I also upped my probiotic, chugged more water than usual, and added fermented foods.

Within days, the irritation calmed, and within a week? Back to baseline—no redness, no stinging.

Moral of the story? Inside-out care works.


🧖‍♀️ Nurse-Approved Barrier Boost Routine

💪 For Skin:

  • Post-shower: Ceramide-rich lotion on damp skin
  • Hot spots: Barrier cream on folds, thighs, sacrum, under breasts
  • Hands: Reapply barrier balm every 8–10 washes

🥗 For Gut:

  • Stay hydrated (aim for 60–80 oz daily)
  • Eat collagen-rich foods: bone broth, berries, leafy greens
  • Avoid ultra-processed foods
  • Take a daily probiotic and include fermented foods

🧡 Final Takeaway: Your Skin Doesn’t Stop at Your Jawline

You don’t need 18 serums or a spa weekend to build a healthy skin barrier. You need:

  • Consistency
  • Ceramides + barrier creams
  • Gut support
  • A little humor (yes, it’s healthy) 😊 and a lot of hydration

Next time you slather your face with serum, remember: Your gut, your underboob, and your belly folds deserve love too.

Glow biologically—and don’t forget to moisturize your elbows. 😉

⚠️ Disclaimer (Because I’m a Nurse, Not Your Nurse 😉)

This blog is for general educational and entertainment purposes. It doesn’t replace personalized medical advice. Always consult your healthcare provider, especially if you’re treating wounds, rashes, or skin conditions.

Constipation Crisis: Why Nurses Don’t Poop Like They Used To 💩🚽

A gut-check from a wound & ostomy nurse who knows the struggle is real (and real slow)

Let’s talk about something near, dear, and backed up—our bowels.
If you’re a nurse (or anyone in healthcare), you already know: Nurses don’t poop like they used to. Somewhere between the 12-hour shifts, too much caffeine, too little hydration, and holding our bladder until it feels like a personal achievement… our guts have thrown in the towel.

As a nurse, (most of them spent talking about poop more than most people talk about the weather), I’ve seen it all. From chronic constipation to stress diarrhea, to the poor soul who swore she hadn’t pooped since the last full moon—gut health is no joke. And it’s way more connected to our skin, mood, energy, and wound healing than most people realize.

So today, I’m diving deep into the constipation crisis, nurse edition.


🚫 Why Nurses Are the Constipation Poster Children

Let’s break it down, shall we?

1. We Never Sit Still (Except on the Toilet, Praying for a Movement)

On our feet all day, running from room to room, charting while standing… we burn calories but somehow forget to drink water or even breathe properly. Hydration? Fiber? Regular meals? LOL.

2. Caffeine Is Our Blood Type

Coffee to wake up. More coffee to stay awake. Maybe an energy drink for the night shift. That much caffeine can dehydrate you AND slow digestion, even though it’s technically a stimulant. Betrayal.

3. We Ignore Our Bodies

Feel the urge to poop at 9 a.m.? Sorry, you’re in wound care rounds until noon. By the time you’re free, your colon has emotionally shut down and decided to store that stool indefinitely.

4. Shift Work & Stress = Gut Confusion

Your body loves a rhythm. Your schedule? Absolute chaos. Add stress, skipped meals, no sleep, and your microbiome starts googling “How to apply for early retirement.”


💩 Constipation Isn’t Just Inconvenient—It’s a Skin + Gut Issue

This is where my love of gut health and skin care nerdiness collide. Constipation isn’t just a plumbing problem—it impacts:

  • Detoxification: If you’re not pooping, you’re reabsorbing toxins meant to exit. That can show up as acne, dull skin, breakouts, and more.
  • Inflammation: Sluggish bowels can increase systemic inflammation, which slows down wound healing and messes with your skin barrier.
  • Hormone Balance: Estrogen is excreted via the gut. If you’re not going, hormones recirculate. Hello, mood swings and breakouts.
  • Mood + Energy: Your gut helps make neurotransmitters. A backed-up colon can lead to foggy thinking, fatigue, and straight-up irritability.

👩‍⚕️ Nurse Truth: If you’re constipated and cranky, it’s probably connected.


🚽 What Can You Actually Do (That Doesn’t Involve Quitting Your Job)?

Yes, we’re busy. But your gut deserves more than a once-a-week courtesy flush. Here’s what I suggest:

Hydrate Like It’s Your Side Hustle

Keep a giant water bottle at your station. Chug during charting. Add electrolytes if plain water bores you.

Fiber Up—But Gently

Start with chia seeds, flaxseed, oats, or berries. Don’t go from 5g to 30g in one day, unless you enjoy bloating and regret.

Magnesium Is Magic

Magnesium citrate or glycinate helps move things along and eases muscle tension (which we ALL need). Just start low and go slow.

Move It, Even Just a Bit

Desk job? Stretch. Walk the hallway. Do squats in the breakroom (bonus: coworkers think you’re fitness goals).

Poop Routine = Gut Gold

Try to poop at the same time each day. Sit. Breathe. Do not scroll. Your colon deserves your full attention.

Probiotics + Prebiotics

Balance your gut flora with fermented foods (yogurt, kimchi, kefir) and prebiotic-rich foods (onions, garlic, bananas).


🧻 Final Flush: Nurses Deserve Smooth Moves, Too

Let’s not normalize constipation. Let’s normalize talking about it—and doing something about it. Because regular poops aren’t just about comfort. They’re about whole-body health—from your skin to your stress level to how well that surgical site heals.

So here’s to fiber, hydration, and pooping like a nurse who finally remembered she has a digestive system.


Need help getting your gut back on track?
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💩 Because constipation may be common, but that doesn’t mean it’s normal.