Microdermabrasion 101: The Secret to Radiant, Smooth Skin ✨

Hey there, skin lovers! I’m a nurse in my fabulous 40s who’s been obsessed with all things skin, gut, and wellness for years. When I’m not helping patients with wound care and ostomies, you’ll find me nerding out on skincare science, gut health, and yes — the magical connection between your digestion and your glow.

Today, let’s dive into the world of microdermabrasion — a powerful (and pretty satisfying) treatment that can seriously upgrade your skin’s radiance and smoothness. But spoiler alert: while microdermabrasion can do wonders, the real secret to radiant skin comes from a combo of great skincare AND a happy gut. Yep, your gut and skin are BFFs! 💁‍♀️


What is Microdermabrasion? 🤔

Microdermabrasion is a non-invasive cosmetic procedure that gently buffs away the outer layer of dead skin cells using tiny crystals or a diamond-tipped wand. Think of it like sanding wood — it smooths the surface to reveal fresher, brighter skin underneath.

It’s great for:

  • Fading fine lines & wrinkles
  • Minimizing pores
  • Improving texture and tone
  • Reducing mild acne scars and sun damage

Unlike harsher peels, it’s gentle enough for most skin types with minimal downtime — hello, glow without the drama! ✨


The Science: How Does It Work? 🔬

When you remove the dead skin barrier, microdermabrasion stimulates your skin’s natural healing process. This jumpstarts collagen and elastin production — the proteins that keep your skin firm and youthful. Plus, sloughing off dead cells allows your skincare products to penetrate deeper and work better.

A 2023 study published in the Journal of Dermatology Research found that microdermabrasion treatments significantly increased skin hydration and elasticity, reinforcing its reputation as a go-to for skin rejuvenation.


But Wait — What About Your Gut? 🍎🥦

As someone who’s spent years caring for wounds and digestive health, I’m here to tell you: Your gut health is a game changer for your skin’s radiance. The gut-skin axis is real — your gut microbiome influences inflammation, immune response, and even collagen synthesis.

Recent research highlights this beautifully: a 2024 review in Gut Microbes showed that people with balanced gut bacteria have fewer inflammatory skin conditions and better skin barrier function. That means what you eat directly impacts your skin’s glow.

Gut-Friendly Foods for Glowing Skin:

  • Fermented foods like yogurt, kimchi, and sauerkraut boost good bacteria 🥒
  • Fiber-rich veggies like broccoli, spinach, and sweet potatoes feed those bacteria 🌿
  • Omega-3 rich foods like salmon and walnuts reduce inflammation 🐟
  • Antioxidant-packed fruits like berries and citrus fight free radical damage 🍓

A Personal Story: How I Found My Glow 🌟

A few years ago, after struggling with persistent dullness and early wrinkles despite fancy creams and serums, I shifted focus to my gut health. I started eating probiotic-rich foods daily, drinking more water, and cutting back on processed sugars. Within weeks, my skin looked visibly brighter and felt smoother — almost like a microdermabrasion glow, but from within. It was a lightbulb moment!

This experience reinforced my belief that skincare isn’t just about what you put on your skin, but what you nourish your body with.


How to Combine Microdermabrasion and Gut Health for Maximum Results 💪

  1. Get microdermabrasion treatments every 4-6 weeks (professionally or at home with a trusted device)
  2. Eat a gut-friendly diet rich in probiotics, fiber, and antioxidants
  3. Stay hydrated — water is your skin’s bestie! 💧
  4. Use gentle, hydrating skincare after treatments to soothe and protect
  5. Avoid excessive sun exposure and always use sunscreen (no shortcuts here!) ☀️

⚠️ Disclaimer (Because I’m a Nurse, Not Your Nurse 😉)

This blog is for general education and entertainment purposes only. Always consult your healthcare provider or dermatologist before starting any new skin or gut health regimen.


Your Turn! 💬

What’s your experience been with microdermabrasion or focusing on gut health to improve your skin? Have you noticed a “glow-up” from inside out? Drop your stories, questions, or favorite gut-friendly snacks in the comments — I’d love to hear!


💎 Luxury Skincare: Splurge or Save? A Nurse’s Honest Take 💸

Let’s talk about that $300 face cream calling your name at Sephora, or that serum with gold flakes that promises to reverse time. Are luxury skincare products really worth the splurge? Or are we all just rubbing overpriced hope into our pores?

As an ostomy and wound care nurse in my 40s—and a total skincare nerd—I’ve tested my fair share of products (and peeked at a lot of ingredient lists). I’m here to break it down with a dose of science, sass, and skin-gut wisdom. 🧴🧠✨


💰 Splurge-Worthy or Skin Scam?

Let’s get this out of the way: expensive doesn’t always mean better. But cheap doesn’t always mean effective either. So where’s the line?

✅ When to SPLURGE:

These items can be worth the extra dollars if:

🔬 They have clinically backed ingredients.
Look for proven powerhouses like retinol, peptides, niacinamide, and vitamin C—especially when in stable, high-quality formulations.

🧪 They offer advanced delivery systems.
If a luxury serum has encapsulated ingredients that penetrate deeper and work longer, it may be worth it (especially for aging or damaged skin).

💆 Texture and sensory experience matter.
If your $90 night cream makes you want to stick to your routine because it feels heavenly, that’s self-care magic I can get behind.

👃 They’re free from irritants and full of nourishing extras.
Sensitive skin? You’ll often find luxury lines invest in calming ingredients like ceramides, centella asiatica, or probiotic ferments.


🧴 When to SAVE:

A nurse’s budget (and practicality) says there are times to absolutely keep your coins:

🧼 Cleansers.
It’s on your face for 60 seconds. Drugstore options with gentle surfactants do just fine (I see you, CeraVe and Vanicream).

💧 Hydrators.
Want to trap water in your skin? Look for glycerin, hyaluronic acid, or squalane—you can find all of these in affordable formulas.

☀️ Sunscreens.
SPF is non-negotiable, but you don’t need a $70 bottle. Some of my favorites are under $20, with great feel, broad spectrum protection, and no white cast.


🧠 Let’s Talk Gut-Skin Realness

Now here’s where the nurse in me can’t help but chime in: a $200 moisturizer won’t do much if your gut health is a dumpster fire. 💩🔥

When your digestive system isn’t happy, you can see it on your face—breakouts, dullness, sensitivity, inflammation. If your skin looks “off,” don’t just shop for serums—check your poop, water intake, fiber, stress, and sleep. Yes, even the fanciest cream can’t fix leaky gut syndrome or chronic constipation. 😉

Want glow? Pair your skincare with:

  • 🌱 Probiotics & prebiotics (yes to fermented foods!)
  • 🥦 Antioxidant-rich veggies
  • 💧 2-3L of water/day
  • 💤 Actual sleep (not just melatonin dreams)

🩺 A Nurse’s Honest Bottom Line

Splurge strategically. Don’t fall for fancy packaging alone. Invest where it counts—actives, treatments, and products that truly enhance your routine or solve a problem.

Save smartly. Skincare isn’t a status symbol. You can have radiant, resilient skin with the right drugstore products and a solid gut game.

Care from the inside out. Skin health is a full-body conversation—and that includes your intestines, hydration, stress, and even your poop schedule. (Nurse mic drop 🎤💩)


💬 Let’s Chat

Have a product you’ve been eyeing but unsure if it’s worth it? Drop it in the comments and I’ll give you the no-fluff nurse verdict! 👇


⚠️ Disclaimer (Because I’m a Nurse, Not Your Nurse 😉)

This blog is for general education and entertainment purposes only. Always consult with your dermatologist, primary care doc, or wound/ostomy care specialist for personalized advice—especially if you have specific conditions, allergies, or medical devices like an ostomy. What works for one skin type might irritate another—so go slow, patch test, and listen to your body.


The Healing Plate: Anti-Inflammatory Foods I Swear By 🥦🍇✨

Hey friends! Nurse here — with 22 years of experience, a passion for skin, gut, and all things wellness, and yes, a serious love for food that heals. As an ostomy and wound care nurse in my fabulous 40s, I’ve learned that what you put on your plate can make a massive difference—not just for your gut, but for your skin too. Because guess what? Your gut and skin are BFFs, and inflammation is the party crasher nobody invited.

So let’s talk anti-inflammatory foods that I swear by. These are not just trendy buzzwords—these foods really work to calm your body, help your wounds heal, and keep your skin glowing like you just stepped out of a spa. Ready? Let’s dive in! 🥑

Why Anti-Inflammatory Foods Matter for Gut & Skin Health

Inflammation is your body’s natural response to injury or infection. But when inflammation sticks around too long, it can wreak havoc on your digestive system and skin. That means more bloating, breakouts, wrinkles, and slower wound healing (and nobody wants grandma’s elbow look on their face, right?).

Eating foods that fight inflammation helps:

  • Support your gut lining and microbiome 🦠
  • Boost collagen production for smooth, plump skin 💧
  • Speed up wound healing ⏳
  • Reduce redness, puffiness, and wrinkles 🧴

My Top Anti-Inflammatory Foods That Make the Cut

1. Fatty Fish 🐟

Think salmon, mackerel, sardines. Loaded with omega-3 fatty acids, these fish are inflammation’s worst enemy and your skin’s best friend.

2. Berries 🍓

Blueberries, strawberries, raspberries — antioxidants galore. They fight free radicals that age your skin and irritate your gut.

3. Leafy Greens 🥬

Spinach, kale, collards. Packed with vitamins A, C, and K plus fiber to keep your digestion smooth and skin radiant.

4. Nuts & Seeds 🌰

Almonds, walnuts, chia, flaxseeds — full of healthy fats and fiber that nourish your gut and support skin elasticity.

5. Turmeric & Ginger 🌿

These spicy roots are like nature’s anti-inflammatory superheroes. Bonus: turmeric adds a beautiful golden glow to your meals (and your skin)!

6. Olive Oil 🫒

A Mediterranean staple that keeps inflammation down and your skin supple and moisturized.

7. Green Tea 🍵

Sip your way to calmness and antioxidants that protect skin cells and soothe your digestive tract.

Foods to Take It Easy On 🚫

  • Sugar (the sneaky wrinkle and gut bloat culprit)
  • Processed snacks and fast food
  • Excess alcohol
  • Refined carbs

Bonus Tips for Gut & Skin Love 💕

  • Stay hydrated like your skin depends on it (because it does!) 💦
  • Move your body daily — exercise helps reduce inflammation and keeps your circulation up
  • Prioritize sleep — healing happens when you’re catching those Zzzs 😴

⚠️ Disclaimer (Because I’m a Nurse, Not Your Nurse 😉)
This blog is for general education and entertainment purposes only. Always consult with your doctor, dietitian, dermatologist, or wound/ostomy care specialist—especially if you have specific conditions, allergies, or medical devices like an ostomy. What works for one person might not work for another (especially when it comes to ileostomy vs colostomy vs urostomy—big differences, folks!).


Feed your gut, nourish your skin, and rock that healing glow from the inside out! Got a favorite anti-inflammatory food I missed? Drop it in the comments—I’m always hungry for knowledge! 🥗✨


Supplements I Actually Recommend (and the Ones I Don’t) 💊✨

Hey there, fellow wellness warriors! As a nurse, rocking my 40s while juggling skin, guts, and everything in between—I’m here to spill the tea ☕ on supplements. With so many options out there, it’s easy to get overwhelmed, confused, or end up with a cabinet full of pills you never touch. So, let’s cut through the noise with some nurse-approved, gut-friendly, skin-loving supplement wisdom. Ready? Let’s dive in!


What I Actually Recommend ✅

1. Vitamin C — Your Skin’s Bestie 🍊
Vitamin C isn’t just for fighting colds. It’s a powerhouse antioxidant that boosts collagen production, helping your skin stay plump and wrinkle-resistant. Plus, it supports immune health and wound healing—crucial if you’re managing any skin or ostomy-related care.

2. Magnesium — The “Chill Pill” Mineral 🧘‍♀️
Magnesium helps with muscle relaxation, sleep quality, and even gut motility (hello, morning poops!). Many adults are deficient, so a supplement can help keep your digestion smooth and your stress levels down.

3. Probiotics — The Gut’s Cheerleaders 🦠
A good probiotic can support a balanced microbiome, which we know plays a role in everything from digestion to skin health. Not all probiotics are created equal, so choose strains backed by science (like Lactobacillus and Bifidobacterium).

4. Zinc — Healing Hero ⚡
Zinc supports immune function, wound healing, and can even reduce inflammation in skin conditions. Just be mindful not to overdo it—balance is key!

5. Omega-3 Fatty Acids — Skin & Gut Superstars 🐟
Omega-3s help reduce inflammation, support brain health, and keep skin supple and hydrated. I recommend getting these from high-quality fish oil or plant-based alternatives if you’re vegan.


What I’m Not Sold On ❌

1. Collagen Supplements — Meh, Maybe? 🤷‍♀️
While collagen is essential for skin and wound healing, taking it as a pill or powder doesn’t always guarantee it’ll reach your skin intact. Your body breaks it down into amino acids like any protein. Focus more on a balanced diet with protein-rich foods.

2. Detox Teas & Quick-Fix Supplements 🚫
If it sounds too good to be true—like “flush toxins in 3 days”—it probably is. Your liver and kidneys do a stellar job detoxing; no magic potion required.

3. Over-the-Top Multivitamins 🧪
A mega-dose multivitamin can sometimes do more harm than good. Excess fat-soluble vitamins (like A, D, E, K) can build up and cause problems. Stick to targeted supplements based on your needs.


My Nurse-to-You Advice 💡

  • Supplements can be great, but they’re just one piece of the puzzle. Your gut and skin thrive on good food, hydration, sleep, and stress management.
  • Always check with your healthcare provider before starting anything new—especially if you have an ostomy, chronic condition, or take medications.
  • What works for me or my patients might not be your perfect fit—everyone’s gut and skin story is unique!

⚠️ Disclaimer: Because I’m a Nurse, Not Your Nurse 😉
This blog is for general education and entertainment purposes only. Always consult with your doctor, dietitian, dermatologist, or wound/ostomy care specialist—especially if you have specific conditions, allergies, or a medical device like an ostomy.


In a nutshell: Choose your supplements wisely, listen to your body, and remember — the best glow comes from a happy gut and a nourished soul! 🌟💪


Would you like me to suggest some specific supplement brands or recipes that support gut and skin health? Just ask! 😊

💥 Laser Hair Removal: Nurse-Approved Truths and Myths You Need to Know

Let’s talk about the laser in the room. As a nurse, skincare enthusiast, and someone personally doing laser hair removal since November (and yes—I’m seeing legit results! 🙌), I’m here to spill the hairless truth about this treatment.

Whether you’re considering it for hygiene, aesthetics, convenience, or simply because you’re over shaving for the 837th time—this guide is for you. We’ll debunk myths, highlight facts, and of course, sprinkle in some gut-skin realness. Because yes, even hair removal is connected to your inner health. 🧠🦠✨


🔍 First Things First: What is Laser Hair Removal?

Laser hair removal uses a concentrated beam of light to target hair follicles. The pigment in the hair absorbs the light, which damages the follicle and reduces future hair growth.

It’s not instant.
It’s not painless.
It’s definitely not a one-and-done.
But it works, especially when done consistently and professionally.


💣 Common Myths—Blasted with Facts

❌ Myth #1: It works for everyone the same

🔍 Truth: It works best on people with light skin and dark hair, but newer technologies are now more inclusive for a wider range of skin tones and hair types. Always go to a reputable provider who understands your skin.

❌ Myth #2: It’s permanent after one session

🔍 Truth: Nope. It takes 6–8 sessions, sometimes more, and occasional maintenance. But yes, you’ll notice smoother, slower-growing hair early on (like I did!).

❌ Myth #3: It causes infertility or cancer

🔍 Truth: There’s zero scientific evidence backing that up. The laser doesn’t penetrate deeply enough to reach internal organs. Just stay away from sketchy, unlicensed providers—always.

❌ Myth #4: It’s just for women

🔍 Truth: Hellooo! Men do this too. Chest, back, neck—gone. Hair care is healthcare, and anyone who wants smooth skin is welcome here.


🧬 The Skin + Gut Connection (Yes, Even Here!)

Laser hair removal may be a surface-level treatment, but your skin’s health—including how it reacts to lasers—starts below the surface.

✅ A strong gut helps regulate inflammation, which means less risk of breakouts or irritation post-laser.
✅ Probiotics, water, and anti-inflammatory foods support healing and help your skin glow.
✅ If your gut is struggling, your skin might be too sensitive, red, or reactive post-treatment.

So, if you’re treating the outside, take care of the inside too. Skin and gut are BFFs, and you want both on your side during laser treatments.


💡 Pro Tips from a Nurse (and Laser Patient!)

  1. Don’t wax or pluck between sessions – it removes the hair root, which the laser needs to zap.
  2. Shave the day before your appointment (no nicks, please).
  3. Skip actives like retinol or glycolic acids on treated areas for at least 2–3 days before and after.
  4. Sunscreen = Non-Negotiable ☀️
  5. Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate—internally with water and externally with calming lotions.
  6. Don’t freak if your skin gets red or bumpy—it’s a temporary inflammatory response, not a rash.

⚠️ Disclaimer (Because I’m a Nurse, Not Your Nurse 😉)

This blog is for general education and entertainment purposes only. Always consult with your doctor, dermatologist, or licensed laser technician—especially if you have specific skin conditions or are on medications.


✨ The Hair-Free Recap

Laser hair removal is not just a luxury—it’s a legit option for managing unwanted hair, reducing ingrown hairs, and simplifying your routine. But like anything in skincare, it works best when you understand your body, prep your skin, and pair it with overall wellness.

You glow more when you know more. 😉💡

🧽 Exfoliation Overload: How Too Much Scrubbing Wrecks Your Skin

We’ve all been there. You buy that new scrub, you feel the grit, and suddenly you’re scrubbing like you’re trying to erase 10 years of regret off your face. But as a wound and ostomy care nurse in her 40s (aka: someone who’s seen what real skin damage looks like), I’m here to break the tough love news—over-exfoliating is not the flex you think it is. 😬

Let’s talk about what exfoliation does, how too much of it wrecks your skin barrier, and what to do instead—while keeping it fun, real, and gut-skin connected, of course.


🧴 What is Exfoliation, Really?

Exfoliation helps remove dead skin cells, unclog pores, and boost glow. Sounds great, right? It is—in moderation. There are two main types:

  • Physical exfoliation: Scrubs, brushes, loofahs (a.k.a. the sandpaper method)
  • Chemical exfoliation: AHAs, BHAs, and enzymes that dissolve dead skin gently (and yes, that’s science magic)

🚨 Signs You’re Over-Exfoliating

If your skin feels like it’s in witness protection—hiding behind flakiness, redness, and irritation—you may be doing too much. Look for:

  • Tightness, burning, or stinging
  • Red patches or breakouts (yes, over-scrubbing can cause acne)
  • Dryness and peeling
  • Skin that feels waxy or overly shiny
  • Heightened sensitivity to other products

Your skin barrier is like a bouncer at a club—it knows who to let in and who to keep out. Over-exfoliating weakens that bouncer, letting in irritants and kicking out moisture. 🚫💦


🔄 The Gut-Skin Link (Yes, Again!)

Your skin barrier and your gut lining are actually pretty similar—both protect from invaders and need the right balance of bacteria, hydration, and nutrients to thrive. Overdoing it with scrubs is like taking antibiotics daily with zero probiotics: you’re throwing everything off.

If you’re seeing inflammation on your skin, your gut might be inflamed too. Remember, skin is often a messenger of what’s happening inside!


✅ Solutions (Because We Love a Fix!)

1. Respect the Barrier

Use exfoliants only 1-3x a week depending on your skin type. Sensitive or dry skin? Once is plenty. Acne-prone or oily skin? Max three times—with a gentle formula.

2. Switch to Chemical Exfoliants (Gently)

AHAs like glycolic acid or lactic acid work deeper, smoother, and kinder—especially in a serum or toner form.

3. Moisturize Like Your Skin’s Life Depends On It (Because It Kinda Does)

Use barrier-repair moisturizers with ceramides, niacinamide, and hyaluronic acid. Bonus if it’s fragrance-free and doesn’t make your skin hiss at you.

4. Check Your Gut

Eat gut-friendly foods (hello, yogurt, fermented veggies, fiber). Add probiotics or prebiotics if needed. Healthy gut = less inflammation and stronger skin barrier.

5. Simplify Your Routine

Cleanse, treat, moisturize, protect. That’s it. You don’t need a 12-step K-beauty routine to have good skin—you need balance and consistency.


🧪 A Nurse’s Note: Exfoliation + Wound Healing?

You’d be surprised how many minor skin injuries I see from overly enthusiastic exfoliators. Skin with microtears can’t heal well—it’s more prone to infection and delayed recovery. If you have an ostomy or sensitive skin from medical issues, this is extra important.


⚠️ Disclaimer (Because I’m a Nurse, Not Your Nurse 😉)

This blog is for general education and entertainment purposes only. Always consult with your doctor, dermatologist, or wound/ostomy care specialist—especially if you have specific skin conditions, allergies, or sensitive skin.


✨ Final Scrub (er, Thought)

Exfoliation should be like wine—enjoyed in moderation and never on an empty stomach. 😄 Keep your gut happy, your skincare simple, and your exfoliation gentle. Your skin (and your mirror) will thank you.


Nurse Life Wellness: 5 Simple Habits That Keep Me Going 👩‍⚕️💪💧🧴🥗💤

Let’s face it—nurse life is go-go-go, with a side of “did I even pee today?” If you’re a fellow nurse, you already know the hustle. And if you’re not, welcome to a peek inside the caffeine-fueled, compression-sock-wearing world we live in. As a wound and ostomy care nurse in my 40s (aka Team Skin & Poop Forever), I’ve learned that if I don’t intentionally care for myself, I’m basically a wound waiting to happen.

So here it is: my five non-negotiable wellness habits that help me stay sane, energized, and skin-glow ready—even after back-to-back shifts, charting marathons, and the occasional code brown 💩.


1. Hydration Like It’s My Job 💧

You’ve heard it before—but are you actually doing it? I used to tell patients to hydrate while nursing a 5-hour-old iced coffee. Now, I keep a big, straw-top water bottle with me always. Dehydration doesn’t just mess with energy—it slows digestion, dries out skin, and increases fatigue (aka nurse Kryptonite). Bonus: well-hydrated skin heals faster. Yes, even Grandma’s elbow knows.

Pro tip: Add electrolytes for long shifts or hot units.


2. Magnesium = My Gut MVP 🧠💩

Stress + inconsistent meals = gut drama. And let’s not even talk about night shifts. Magnesium glycinate or citrate helps keep my motility on point and my poops regular without being too harsh (especially helpful for ostomy folks too!). My skin even looks calmer when my gut’s happy.


3. Skin Care: The 3-Minute Nurse Version 🧴✨

Here’s the deal: you don’t need a 15-step Korean skincare routine. I swear by this trio:

  • Gentle cleanser (because hospital air = yuck)
  • Vitamin C serum (brightens, boosts healing)
  • Mineral sunscreen (for that hospital parking lot sun)

Even after a 12-hour shift in a mask, your skin can bounce back with just a little consistency. Don’t skip sunscreen, even if you never see the light of day during your shift. That fluorescent lighting still ages you, friend. 😏


4. Meal Prep That Loves My Gut (and Skin) 🥗

I try to prep 2-3 gut-friendly meals/snacks that are easy to grab. Think:

  • Greek yogurt + chia + berries (probiotics + fiber)
  • Roasted veggies + quinoa + salmon (skin fuel!)
  • A stash of almonds and dark chocolate in my locker (don’t judge, it’s balance)

I avoid overly processed snacks that mess with my gut (and cause breakouts) and aim for meals that keep my blood sugar steady and my mood less hangry.


5. Sleep, Even If It’s Weirdly Scheduled 😴

I know, I know—night shift ruins everything. But I treat sleep like medicine. Eye mask. White noise. Magnesium at night. No scrolling before bed. When I’m well rested, I’m kinder, quicker on my feet, and my skin isn’t screaming “fatigue” from across the nurse’s station.


Bonus: Laugh Often & Poop Regularly 😄💩

Listen, I talk about poop for a living—might as well have fun with it. Nurse burnout is real, but wellness doesn’t have to be overwhelming. It’s about building realistic habits that keep your gut happy, your skin glowing, and your energy up. You don’t need perfection. Just progress.


⚠️ Disclaimer (Because I’m a Nurse, Not Your Nurse 😉)
This blog is for general education and entertainment purposes only. Always consult with your doctor, dietitian, dermatologist, or wound/ostomy care specialist—especially if you have specific conditions, allergies, or a medical device like an ostomy.


Stress Poops, Hormonal Bloat, and Other Things Nobody Talks About 💩🙃

Let’s get real for a second. If you’ve ever been running to the bathroom before a big presentation or felt like a balloon during “that time of the month,” you’re not alone—and you’re definitely not weird. As a nurse with a love for all things skin, gut, and wellness, I can confidently say: our bodies are hilarious, confusing, and beautifully complex.

So today, we’re talking about the “taboo” stuff: stress poops, hormonal bloat, gut mood swings—and yes, how all of it can affect your skin too.


💥 1. Stress Poops Are a Real Thing (And Totally Common)

Ever noticed how your belly has zero chill when you’re overwhelmed? That’s your gut-brain axis at work. Stress activates your sympathetic nervous system (hello, fight or flight), which speeds up your gut motility. Translation: 💨 everything’s moving fast—maybe too fast.

You might experience:

  • Loose stools or urgency
  • Cramping
  • Gas or bloating
  • Flare-ups if you have IBS

Nurse tip: Deep breathing, walking, or sipping peppermint tea before stressful events can help calm your vagus nerve—your gut’s best friend.


💃 2. Hormonal Bloat: Not Just a “Period Problem”

Hormones are bossy little things. Estrogen and progesterone fluctuate throughout your cycle, and these shifts can slow down digestion, increase water retention, and cause major bloat.

You might notice:

  • Puffy face (hi, mirror!)
  • Sluggish digestion
  • Skin breakouts (especially around the chin)

Nurse tip: Drink more water (yes, it actually helps with bloat), add magnesium-rich foods like leafy greens or pumpkin seeds, and support your liver with foods like cruciferous veggies. It all helps detox those excess hormones.


😳 3. Anxiety and the “Nervous Tummy”

Ever had to scan the room for a bathroom just in case your nerves triggered your stomach? That’s not just in your head (well… it kind of is—but also your gut). Emotional stress changes your gut flora and affects your entire digestive process.

What helps:

  • Journaling or therapy (mental health = gut health)
  • Adaptogens like ashwagandha (check with your doc!)
  • Probiotics (especially strains like Lactobacillus rhamnosus GG)

🧖‍♀️ 4. Gut Drama = Skin Drama

Here’s where it gets juicy. When your gut is inflamed or stressed, your skin gets the memo. You might see:

  • Acne
  • Redness
  • Dullness
  • Dryness or excess oil

It’s not just what you put on your skin, it’s what’s going on inside too.

Nurse-approved glow tips:

  • Hydrate like it’s your job 💧
  • Eat fermented foods 🥬
  • Get enough fiber (think chia, flax, berries)
  • Limit ultra-processed foods (your gut and skin will thank you)

🧠 You’re Not “Too Sensitive”—You’re in Tune

Your gut feelings are valid. Poop, bloat, and skin freak-outs are often messages, not malfunctions. They’re clues from your amazing, interconnected body.

You’re not broken. You’re incredibly complex—and that’s kind of awesome.


Final Thoughts from Your Favorite Gut-Obsessed Nurse 💁‍♀️

We don’t talk about these things enough, so here’s your permission slip to stop suffering in silence. Whether you’re dealing with hormonal swings, post-stress poops, or unexplained zits on your jawline—your body is trying to communicate.

Start listening. Start supporting. And laugh about it when you can. 💩😅


⚠️ Disclaimer (Because I’m a Nurse, Not Your Nurse 😉)

This blog is for general education and entertainment purposes only. Always consult with your doctor, dietitian, dermatologist, or wound/ostomy care specialist—especially if you have specific conditions, allergies, or a medical device like an ostomy. What works for one person might not work for another (especially if we’re talking ileostomy vs colostomy vs urostomy—big differences, folks!).


Want more skin-gut-wellness real talk?

Don’t forget to check out my other posts on wound healing nutrition, poop-friendly meals, and my favorite skincare products for nurses on long shifts. 🚽✨


From Wounds to Wrinkles: What Wound Care Has Taught Me About Skin Aging 👩‍⚕️💉➡️🧴✨

Let’s connect the dots between wound healing and skin aging—because yes, there’s more overlap than you’d think. As a wound and ostomy nurse in my fabulous 40s (with a minor obsession for all things gut, glow, and glutes 😅), I’ve spent years studying how skin heals—and spoiler alert: that knowledge also changed how I see wrinkles, serums, and my morning SPF routine.

So buckle up, skin lovers and gut nerds. We’re diving into why wound care wisdom is basically anti-aging gold.


💡 Wound Healing = Real-Time Skin Science

When I treat a wound, I’m watching the body work overtime to repair and regenerate. The same cells and signals responsible for closing a wound are also involved in keeping your skin plump, firm, and glowing. But here’s the catch: they slow down with age, inflammation, and (yep) poor nutrition.

Wrinkle 101?
It’s basically a tiny wound your skin doesn’t bother to heal anymore. Rude.


Here’s What Wound Care Taught Me About Skin Aging 👇

1. Hydration Is Non-Negotiable 💦

Whether it’s a dry wound bed or a dry T-zone, moisture is magic. Dehydrated skin = delayed healing AND faster aging. Your barrier function suffers, collagen breaks down, and fine lines look like they’ve been zoomed in. Drink water like it’s your job. And yes, that hydrating serum helps too.

2. Inflammation Is the Enemy 🔥

Chronic inflammation slows wound healing and accelerates aging (a process scientists call inflammaging—cute name, not cute on your face). Sugar, processed foods, stress, lack of sleep? All inflammatory triggers. Swap ‘em for berries, leafy greens, turmeric, and sleep. Your wounds AND wrinkles will thank you.

3. Protein = Collagen Fuel 🥚🐟

You can’t rebuild skin without amino acids. Wounds need protein to heal. Skin needs it to stay firm and bouncy. Low protein intake = saggy vibes. Get in your lean meats, beans, tofu, eggs, collagen powders—whatever works for you.

4. Sun Protection is Essential ☀️🧴

Wounds + sun = darker scars. Skin + sun = deeper wrinkles. Every wound nurse has seen what happens when UV hits compromised skin—it ain’t pretty. So trust me when I say: wear the dang sunscreen. Even on cloudy days. Even if you’re “just going to Target.”

5. Healing Takes Time—But Prevention Is Faster ⏳

You don’t wait until a wound is infected to treat it, right? Same goes for skin. Start now. Cleanse gently, moisturize daily, eat for your gut, use antioxidants, stay hydrated, move your body, and manage stress. Prevention is cheaper than Botox 💁‍♀️


The Gut Connection 🥗💩✨

Surprise twist? Your gut is a key player in both wound healing and aging skin. An inflamed, unbalanced gut leads to poor nutrient absorption, chronic inflammation, and—you guessed it—sluggish healing and dull, aging skin.

Nourish your gut with:

  • Probiotics (yogurt, kefir, sauerkraut)
  • Prebiotics (oats, bananas, asparagus)
  • Plenty of fiber + water
  • Low sugar, low junk

Healthy gut = clear skin, happy poops, and fewer frown lines.


Wrapping It Up (Like a Good Dressing 😉)

Working in wound care has taught me to respect the skin—how it repairs, protects, and reflects what’s happening inside your body. Aging skin isn’t the enemy—neglect is. With the right daily habits, you can support your skin the same way we support a healing wound: with patience, nourishment, protection, and love.

You’ve got one skin suit, and you’re wearing it every day. Treat it like the masterpiece it is. 🧖‍♀️💕


⚠️ Disclaimer (Because I’m a Nurse, Not Your Nurse 😉)
This blog is for general education and entertainment purposes only. Always consult with your doctor, dietitian, dermatologist or wound/ostomy care specialist—especially if you have specific conditions, allergies, or a medical device like an ostomy. What works for one person might not work for another (especially if we’re talking ileostomy vs colostomy vs urostomy—big differences, folks!).


Why Nurses Don’t Have Time to Poop (and How It Affects Our Gut) 💩⏰

Let’s just say it: nurses are the constipated heroes nobody talks about. We run on caffeine, adrenaline, and prayers. We can insert an IV during a code, chart with our elbows, and de-escalate a family meltdown at 140/90—but find time to poop? LOL. 😅

As a wound and ostomy care nurse in her 40s who is deeply in love with all things skin, gut, and “glow from the inside,” I’m here to shine a (well-moisturized) light on a truth many of us live but rarely talk about:

🚽 Nurses don’t poop. And it’s messing with our gut.


The Shift is Long, But the Colon Is Patient… Until It’s Not 🕒

Let’s be real. Between med passes, dressing changes, call lights, short staffing, and family updates, taking a moment to pee is an Olympic event—let alone finding a quiet five minutes to drop the kids off at the pool. So we do what we always do:

We hold it.
And hold it.
And… well, now we’re bloated and cranky and haven’t gone since Sunday. 🫠


What Happens When You Chronically “Hold It”?

1. Sluggish Motility = Constipation Party 🎉 (But You’re Not Invited)

Your colon is like a conveyor belt. When it slows down, waste sits longer, gets drier, and turns into something that deserves its own horror movie. Not only is it uncomfortable—it affects your whole digestive system.

2. Skin Flare-Ups from Gut Drama 😬

Yep, the gut-skin connection strikes again! When waste builds up, toxins don’t exit efficiently. That internal traffic jam can show up externally—think breakouts, dullness, rashes, and inflammation.

3. Hormonal Disruption & Cortisol Chaos 🔥

When your gut is backed up, stress hormones love to pile on. Your already-busy nurse brain is now riding a hormonal rollercoaster, complete with bloating, mood swings, and fatigue. Cute!

4. Microbiome Mayhem 🦠

Delaying bowel movements can throw your gut flora out of whack. That healthy bacteria you worked so hard to cultivate (hello, probiotics)? They’re not thrilled. It’s like skipping watering your plants and wondering why they’re sad.


The Nurse Gut Survival Guide 💡

Here’s what I (try to) do to stay regular in the world of 12s and no breaks:

🚰 Hydrate Like You’re Getting Paid For It

Water is a nurse’s best friend. Aim for at least 8 cups—even if it means timing it with your charting or shift huddles.

🥦 Fiber Is Your BFF

Sneak in fiber-rich snacks—chia pudding, apples, hummus and veggies, or even a high-fiber protein bar stashed in your bag like a secret weapon.

🚶‍♀️ Movement Matters

Even if it’s just walking laps around the unit or doing squats while waiting on pharmacy (don’t knock it!), keep things moving.

🧘‍♀️ Relax Your Nervous System

Stress literally shuts down digestion. Try deep breathing in the med room, stretching, or playing music on your commute to switch off the cortisol faucet.

💩 Make Time to Poop (Seriously)

Normalize taking five minutes. Yes, the unit might survive without you for 300 seconds. You can’t pour from an empty cup—or poop with a full colon. 😉


Bottom Line? Don’t Ignore Your Bottom 🧻❤️

Holding your poop for 13-hour shifts isn’t just uncomfortable—it’s a slow sabotage of your gut, skin, and sanity. Nurses are incredible, but we’re also human. Let’s start treating ourselves with the same care we give our patients.

Your colon—and your complexion—will thank you.


⚠️ Disclaimer (Because I’m a Nurse, Not Your Nurse 😉)
This blog is for general education and entertainment purposes only. Always consult with your doctor, dietitian, dermatologist, or wound/ostomy care specialist—especially if you have specific conditions, allergies, or a medical device like an ostomy.